I went to bed. It was around one in the morning and I have to chaperone a preschool field trip today, Okay?

According to the picture above, the solution is to not be a white person, but instead be one of those super-fit black or brown people!

Sorry, but your daughter is lactose intolerant, so for that reason the mother can’t have dairy? You realize that the cow milk is digested and then human milk produced, right? It’s not .... the same milk.

Life wasn’t better. Life was just simpler because you literally had nothing to do. Life is better as an adult because you accomplish, you strive and you create for yourself. When you are a kid, all you want is freedom. Now you have it.

Go eat shit you miserable cunt

Inadvertent is not innocent. You should pay more attention in Lit. Class

What do you think words are, exactly? And what do you think they convey? Wording conveys meaning, whether that meaning is what you intended, or the inadvertent revelation of how little you really care about earthquakes in some stupid country.

He cited the earthquake in Nepal, in which thousands died and thousands more will die of starvation. That’s the citation.

Taking the whole of a single sentence is 100% context. There’s nothing that’s NOT context.

WOW, I can’t believe I’m seeing the Modrons from the Plane of Nirvana again!

No, I read what you wrote word for word, and found it enormously dismissive and insulting in a super tedious way. So since you inflicted that shit on me, I thought I’d inflict it back on you.

Of course! Using the deaths of thousands to highlight how fucking cool this weird scientific fact is, is SO COOL.

Seems like you dismissed my last reply. Weak, man.

His writing style and dialogue are paced and prepared based on the influence of classical, epic literature. It’s the reason we feel things “drag on” when in fact they are legitimately perfect. The homeric structure is meant to fill days, to expand outwards. Each character is introduced and their story told, and that…

BTW, I should be clear. What’s weird isn’t the doodle, which is just an artifact of insensitive corporate scheduling. But YOUR comment regarding the doodle. Which is weird, because you EXPLICITLY cite it and how neat it is IN LIGHT of this incredible human tragedy.

That’s weird, bordering on offensive. Great timing would be a link to donate money to aid agencies who desperately need to import/charter vehicles to get to remote villages. This is a Google Doodle. This is a non-thing. It doesn’t have “great timing” because it doesn’t mean anything.

Well, I’m super thrilled that I could have this exchange. It’s always great to talk to someone who doesn’t even understand the basic premises of why human beings look at art, and how that happens; and who values politeness above all other things. Those people were certainly not the all-time worst part of humanities…

When you have to put a movie in a special category in order for it to be “smart”, then objectively it’s not “smart” overall. Being the one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind is great, but in the kingdom of everyone, you aren’t really anything special.

Yeah right! Good call! There’s a person out there who thinks this grocery coupon book is really captivating. Who am I to disagree with him. Quality lies 100% with the watcher, after all. thanks for setting me straight!

you think Winter Soldier was a “smart” script? Jinkies....