Alternate method: wait until you are hungry and eat broccoli until you are not hungry. Then hate yourself. Eat 2 dozen raw eggs every day for protein, but then drink chicken blood to make the eggs feel at home. Eat more broccoli. Feel bad. Learn to regard the sensation of hunger as a positive force in your life.

Hmm. One turn lasts more than 40 hours?

It also has implications for policing!

The headline to this post is 100% misleading, and 100% dick. Where did gawker media find you? Do they run a halfway house for people who are just out of jail?

That was a strange comment. People only mention the fakeness of wrestling in terms of it being not a competitive sport. The high quality of the stunts has always been pretty unquestionable though.

Good work taking an astonishing achievement in science, and then turning it around to serve as a grindstone for your own gross personal axe. You're a peach!

Today's large-scale evil is unequivocally the mechanism of corporate conspiracy, or the threat of terror. We no longer really talk about the breakdown of society's pacts, or the malaise of spiritual emptiness. We talk about inequality, the power of vast hidden interests, the subversion of citizens. Even superhero…

Well, even if you were to strip every single thing out of the story except for that basic, BASIC thing - even that basic conceit is dated. When Preacher came out you had Kevin Smith movies, Christopher Durang plays were a thing, novels were edgy when they "took on" religion, academically the question about the "real…

Even limiting it to those few things, it sounds like a twenty-year old story. When something is so old that you can read its era from the themes and style of the narrative, it's probably not going to take well to updating.

Honestly, Preacher is going to suck as a television show. The conceit of the comics works well when the visuals, the text and the dialogue are limited to reading - and even then, the amount of times you wanted to quit reading the comic because Jesse was a whiny, awful character was pretty staggering. I only really…

This easy and simple step requires little physical effort on your part. Simply show new people your genitals. This will put both your and your new interlocutor on the same footing. Both possess hidden genital knowledge. Coupled with how much this will unnerve the other person, it should go a long way towards…

Pics or it didn't happen.

Censorship is an authority removing an image on the basis of authority. A company withdrawing its copyrighted work of art from the marketplace to avoid poor publicity is a voluntary exercise in market-based capitalism.

You may not see it — maybe artist Rafael Albuquerque and DC didn't see it when he drew and they decided to run it — but it's a direct homage to Alan Moore's The Killing Joke, where the Joker takes naked photos of paralyzed Barbara Gordon to torment her father.

I loved these. I'm one of the seeming minority who considers this song to be pompous and overblown. No takedown can be too harsh.

So your assertion is that moving the joints of the body in ways that the joints have specifically evolved to move in, results in soft tissue damage?

This is 100% correct. Desalination at the current rate of water use and recycling would produce an enormous amount of concentrated brine, which would likely just get flushed back into the ocean and kill whatever swam near it. Recycling currently fresh water should be the priority for most of the world. There's no…

FYI, that "counter-point" doesn't address any of the substantive claims of this initiative being an enormous scam.

"I see you warm your scones in the oven now? Well, back in 1943 my Jewish relatives were warmed in Nazi ovens until they were dead. What's up with THAT?"

This is what commitment looks like: it is not always a ring on a finger and an impossible promise of fidelity; it can simply be people promising to bend with each others' changes, no matter what they may be.