Really sad news. I was going through elementary school when MMPR was big, had the green Power Ranger action figure and the Zords back then.

Not to mention she's one of those scary immigrants. 

While I don’t like making fun of anyone’s appearance, I live in a town in which the Gingrich folks constantly do book signings during the holidays of their children’s book, so I've seen them in person. Calista really looks... very unreal in person. I’ll leave it at that. (I’m her age, BTW.)

Gisele is a delight and their relationship is adorable. Fuck off, Fox News.

I’m pretty sure Fox’s producers get the joke. It’s simply that this is easy content to twist around into the Outrage of the Day to keep their septuagenarian audience from changing the channel to Newsmax.

Yes, and it's definitely funny. But maybe just not for you, which is fine. 

As someone in a geeyyyy marriage, I don’t give two sh*ts about the “religious protections” bit. Baby steps. I one-billion percent realize that the church will continue to be sh*tty to plenty of folks, but I’m happy to have some modicum of protection in a time when one side is talking about erasing our marriage. 

They should have wrapped this series up in the fourth season.

“Genovia”? Just do a goddamn Marvel crossover, have it conquered by Magneto, and rename it to Genosha.

It’s her only available remedy under the law, and you feel for her, so why did you also feel the need to label her perfectly reasonable and understandable action “creepy”?

1. Heche’s kids didn’t earn that money. It’s appropriate for debts to be paid from the estate before the heirs get what’s left.

“Heche’s kids weren’t the ones who were negligent.” Right. But why should they get a big inheritance and benefit financially from the accident, while the victim is left out in the cold? When Anne Heche died, she left a lot of money behind. Giving it all to her kids without giving any to the victim seems pretty…

Not disagreeing with that.

I doubt Margaret ever lost her cool over Townsend to Elizabeth. In real life, Elizabeth was very supportive of their relationship. It wasn’t her choice to have them separated.

...til it isn’t her church calling the shots; then it would be a whole ass problem.

It is not “counts votes at an achingly slow pace” and you know it, so stop helping the Repugs spread this false narrative. Like seriously, have some integrity.

I think there’s a really good chance Tom hasn’t been home with the kids in at least that time; the divorce was just finalized, but that doesn’t mean they were living as a married couple up until then. 

Honestly, she sticks out the sore thumb she is.  She looks nothing like the other “ladies”, wrong color scheme and is like 6-8 inches shorter.  I’m a dude and, I would have cropped her out too.  

Imma throw this one on the pile of, “Yeah, normals would do that too.”

As in, there are quite a few non-awful people, some of them even liberals, who would take a look at that first picture and be like, “Yeah, we don’t need the Goth who decided to wear black to a Florida wedding.”

I remain stunned that Marla Maples…

Eh, it’s not stopping red states from trying.