Just for the record, one of his opponents recently set up a billboard telling people to “Say No to Mass Immigration,” and has repeatedly posed for pictures with racist groups and a Holocaust denier.

I feel for the Census bureau employees who spent years using decades of best practices preparing for the census, only to have Trump come and muck it up.

I think he’s doing it on purpose.  I don’t think it’s going to work, honestly.  You could have him cosplay as Adam Sandler in “Little Nicky” and I’m pretty sure he’d still look better than 80% of the male population every day.

“You wanna popsicle?” he’d say to me, to which I’d reply, “Nope.”

“The superintendent then gave me three options,” Woodley told WKYT. “He told me that I could either cut it, braid it and pin it up or put my grandson in a dress and send him to school.”

This makes me so mad. Why are people so worked up over other people’s hair? Unless they’re shedding cooties and lice, the hair of a person other than yourself has zero affect on you and your life. 

So being induced early so you can steal it back isn’t the right answer?

Guest Actor In A Comedy Series: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Lenny Bruce

I’ve always found Larson’s explanation as to why he didn’t want them posted without his consent to be heartfelt and reasonable. It’s probably one of my favorite things ever published online:

Sometimes Gellers roll like Lannisters.

My bosses were the same way about me at my last job. Eventually, the old folks home fired me for unrelated reasons.

Yes yes yes, fine, The Simpsons will probably get a rewatch or two, but tell me: will D+ have King of the Hill? That’s what matters here in the house that anaphylaxis built.

I’ve seen a bunch of reports of this just using cheap coffee filters. Has the same effect, and you don’t feel bad throwing out a stack of 10 of them afterwards. 

Here’s to Nick, Patrick Allan (RIP) and Emily Price, who chronicled every single moment of MoviePass’ wretched life and death on Lifehacker. Really heroic work.

Portman is just insanely cute with that hairstyle.

I do something similar to what smacd does, only more informally. In Mint I have unused budget amounts from previous months roll over to the next month. As I spend less and less on certain categories over the months, a large negative balance in the budget builds up. I have $55 budgeted for my cell phone bill but it is…

Not really - if you overfill the dryer the air can’t circulate. 

On the vodka issue, running vodka 2-3 times through a Brita does work, but pretty much kills the filter. The filters are 4-5 bucks a pop and you’ll lose some vodka that will never fall out of the filter. It’s easier and probably cheaper just to buy handles of Smirnoff.

Michelle Yeoh’s character says “I like this man.” So that’s a clue that he may be corporeal.

I’m not sure what to think about a Christmas rom-com that isn’t on the Hallmark Channel and doesn’t star a former child actress. It seems a little unnatural.