From what I understand, companies make bank on gift cards that people forget to ever use.

I don’t see how the publishers could lose their case. To borrow from post, it looks like a slam-dunk for them and Amazon would be better served to settle and I’d start by conceding on the machine reading nonsense and offer to publish the actual text.

“You know how The Last Jedi was all about letting go of the past and embracing something new? Well, turns out our fans actually really love the past, and have a lot of trouble letting things go, so we’re just going to go ahead and remake Return of the Jedi.”

I’m okay with this. I hope this means the shows aren’t being designed in the Netflix-style “eight-hour movie” method, and the episode divisions actually matter.

Good. Watercooler buzz is still a valuable commodity in television, and Disney understands this. Besides, I think an issue that has become more and more noticeable with Netflix’s binge model is how it effects the way seasons are structured and paced. You’re more likely to notice drag when binging all at once, and…

Fucking hell, I know Bisha K. Ali! We were both on the open mic circuit together in London about seven years ago and she’s a really good friend of a close friend of mine, and all kinds of lovely as a person. I knew she’d moved over to the US and got a job writing for Four Weddings but I had no idea her career was…

Just a reminder, that dude is buff!

Chidi forced to confront the hardest trolley problem yet.

Lots of actors are actually pretty shy in real life. And press junkets are famously draining.

It’s just an actress holding a plastic hammer, you flaccid neckbeards.

People know that’s a prop and none of the characters are actually real... right?

There is no more industrial-size pain in the ass than reinstalling Windows as a gamer. Better to just let Windows die of its own entropy and by the time it does, there’s some newer, better computer out there to keep the games running.

I am extremely picky about colour so you aren’t going to ever find my buying it “in green, too,” but I 100% support the whole “buy multiples” thing. Bought 3 of a really great tank top a few years ago, just wish I had bought more like 10. My work bag wore out after a lot of years so I just bought the same one again.

I…

in russia, ham glazes you!

Personally, I have never taken anything from a ‘party’ fridge that wasn’t mine (and I usually left anything that I brought).

This is the wrong answer. This not how normal people behave and it’s absolutely an offense that you can permanently uninvite that person. Everyone I know asks before going in the fridge.  People think my fridge manners are pushy and I never do anything but rearrange so extra stuff can fit.

Somehow, I feel like someone rifling through my leftovers like a rabid raccoon is actually WORSE than finding someone digging through my underwear drawer.

Ok, as someone who regulary cooks up a storm and hosts friends for dinner at my place (last event: The Mojo Porkabee Part 3 which involved slow cooked Mojo Pork, whipped cream cake, and cilantro lime rice, as well as wine), no.

LW why the heck didn’t you tell this MoFo to get the heck out of your fridge? If I caught…

What is it with people playing evil that makes them so nice off-camera?