fishstory
Fishstory
fishstory

As long as it’s not hurting anyone, not breaking any laws and it’s between consenting adults, who cares?

I don’t know esports, and don’t care about them. No one should ever be bullied.period. I am glad he is coming back to what he likes to do and to hell with everyone else.

Q: What are bachelorette parties for?
A: The profit margins of companies that operate in the “penis novelty” retail space.

As a forner bartender, I hate these parties with the fire of a thousand suns. There is nothing liberating about getting obnoxiously drunk, bothering patrons by asking them to buy $2 buttons, screaming like a hot mess that never saw a dick before because “mah girlz!” The bachelor parties I encountered tended to be a

That is one ugly-ass building, and apparently vastly outside code, as well! Somebody crowdfund a visit from the McMansion Hell lady! This house deserves a whole section of the website of its own. Or maybe a humorous pamphlet!

That walkway is monumentally stupid. A *lot* of people have difficulty walking on glass, because there is a short-circuit somewhere that makes the nuanced depth perception required to walk on it without falling down or stomping like a giant absolutely impossible. Additionally, the lack of edge and what looks to be

Good for you! Whenever I see a group of girls out with the penis lollipops and whatever the fuck else they have I roll my eyes and wonder if they’re even mature enough to get married.

I found myself taking part in a lap dance wherein each of us gyrated atop the bride, trying to please her, but instead worried the only emotion I aroused in either of us was embarrassment. If this entire bachelorette party was one big attempt at enacting how we thought we were supposed to feel, me grinding on my best

Yeah, I don’t really get it. If you dont like clubs or public displays of ritualistic group drunkenness, then...don’t?

I did once drunkenly hug a bride to be at her crazy, movie-like Bachelorette (Randomly saw her at a club) and became like drunken best friends for like 5 minutes, but other than seeing that one, no one I know has done that sort of party. Maybe I’m too old and too sober now, but it seems like no one I know in my age

Exactly. It’s the false pretense that bothers me. You have a great ass and want to show it? Awesome, carry on. But don’t sell me some other reason to hide behind the vanity. Being proud of your appearance is OK!

Hmm. I have never been to one of those movie-type bachelorette parties. My friends and family have all been pretty laid back. My own party was dinner and beers at a pub.

Exactly! If you want to show what you got, please do, but don’t pretend to me like you are interested in showing your followers nature.

So thirsty. This is why I can’t hate on Ariel Winter for her revealing IG pics. Girl is up front about wanting to take and share sexy pics of herself. I will support that 100%. But call a spade a spade if you want to post your ass don’t try to hide it behind the guise of “oh, what a beautiful sunrise”.

That story about fans constantly grabbing Luke Bryan’s ass is horrifying. People really, really need to get a fucking grip if they can’t keep themselves from groping someone without their consent. I think Luke Bryan is everything that’s wrong with country music today, but I fully support his “no-touching” policy.

I have often wondered what it would be like to be devoid of a conscience. I’m Canadian, so I’ll just apologize and show myself out.

Yep, no need to go to school and actually study photography or work with established photographers to learn the craft.

I believe her argument here is that she specifically asked, after hearing a rumor, and he specifically denied it. Not only did he not disclose, he lied about it.

I feel like Jezebel is in the process of folding in on itself-allthese lovely writers heading off. Is Univision being sucky?