fishstory
Fishstory
fishstory

I hope she wrings him out for every dime. What an ass.

Ontario is just a tiny province with, like, two towns, naturally. And it’s not like Ottawa is the capital of a whole damn country or anything.

It’s Canada’s 150th. I live in the capital. I am making french onion soup and pretending outside doesn’t exist.

Waffles are almost always the correct answer. Has a waffle ever hurt your feelings? No! Waffles are supportive and delicious.

Neither. However, he did realize he was an asshole and would never have healthy relationships if he continued being a jackass, so he started therapy and is now with a lovely woman, and they are disgustingly in love.

Anyone over the age of 17 is too old to fight over a (wo)man.

No, London flatmates. No.

I have a huge, hairy, construction worker buddy. He loves poms, and this will be sent immediately to him.

Sometimes you want the fun Batman paperclips. Folk gotta splurge every once in a while, go a little crazy.

If it helps, I didn’t know there was a Jamaica in Queens till now. The only reason I knew about the one in Vermont is because I work in a warehouse.

I have a Bible that totally mentions the similarities between flood stories, archeological evidence of such, and other events contained in the testaments. Even a mention of the Ramayana, and it admits it is older than the Bible.

I haven’t. I’ve never set foot in Newfoundland ( that’s next summer) and have only had Screech in BBQ sauce.

The toe is being checked over. It was mailed back with an apology, packed in salt as is the appropriate way to store toes.

Someone new to a mining town, particularly in Northern Canada and Alaska.

Bro, look, it’s cold, we’re bored..and at the time these traditions were established there were more men than women, so hetero drunk dudes have to take what they can get. Sometimes it’s a toe, sometimes it’s a codfish, and they’re just lonely, okay?

Canada has laws based on whether it was protected sex or not, viral load, and type of sex. But overall, if you are HIV positive and know it, but your partner doesn’t, it’s classified as sexual assault as of a Supreme Court ruling in 2012.

When it hits 43C here, I lay on my bed and complain. Screw running in it.

That is a spanish thing, though they use coke.

No office job, but the office ladies at my work seem to get away with straight cut cargo pants and dress shirts. Government employees ( I live in a government town and scope people for dress clothes options cause my default is grubby redneck) seem to get by with dress pants, flats, and collared shirts in florals.