I just discovered the magic of high top wedges.

I mean, I’m not the best for judging people’s ages, but I’d put my Serena at about 15-16. She’s got better hips and bust than I do!

Do....do they know the sort of things Sonic fans make?

This is actually a good point.

You know how electrons exist not at a point in spacetime, but in a cloud of probability?

I mostly play The Secret World, and I think its dungeons strike a pretty good balance. They’re all super short, just five bosses with minimal trash mob interference. They reward you for going off the beaten path once, because the orange honeycombs that fill up your Lore Journal are often hidden or held by specific…

To be fair, that’s due to technical limitations more than anything. They wanted her to be both tougher and more sexually forward than Aeris for contrast. Tougher was achieved by giving her a more tomboyish outfit, but they ran into a problem. The low polygon count outside prerendered cutscenes actually made it…

My opinion on it is about like her opinion on most female video game characters.

Ah, see, there’s your problem. The only reason there would be fewer characters like that is if we view a certain number of character slots as allocated to women, and that the male to female ratio must remain as is, roughly 2:1.

Truly a great injustice.

I live in the mountains, but there’s a river about a half mile from me and several small creeks even closer. This place is full of them. I actually caught my 100 for Gyarados just sitting on my couch, as one Magikarp keeps spawning just outside my apartment.

Oh hey Mr. Trump, how’d you like the latest nickname? Personally, my favorite is “A cartoon representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a pharmaceutical ad.” What’s yours?

My entire family got one off a ferry between France and the UK.

I haven’t started hormones yet, but I’ve been wearing bras for a few months now. It may just be psychosomatic but my nipples are getting weirdly sensitive and my chesticles seem to be in a better shape. My allegedly male chest started out at a 38C, despite being of average to slim build, so wonder how long it’ll be…

Of course I assume this is global spawn rates? Because I get slightly more male than female Nidoran around here

I thought you were going for a Discworld reference at first.

I saw an older white man with perfectly coiffed snow-white hair in a tracksuit talking on Bluetooth and carrying a latte step out of a bright red sports car.

Wait wait. Let me complete this.

Anyone else look at Diddy’s expression there and think:

Again, been out of the loop for like >15 years. Why are those two types such killers?