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Northern Lights Violet. Loved that colour. In the dark or overcast, it looked black, but the moment the sun hit it, absolutely beautiful.

BMW’s competing version will be called the ‘Brake Coupé’. Or maybe, if they’re feeling conservative, the ‘Sportwagon Coupé’.

“As an iceberg, I read this with a tear in my eye, and thought if only my great great grandfather had read this.”

As Donald says, Democrats are the problem for having some kind of a sick desire for illegal immigrants. It’s almost a fetish!

As an immigrant, myself, allow me to explain some of the terms Donald throws around:

There is a chance that could potentially exacerbate the issue a just a wee bit.

Next you’ll tell me that cutting all humanitarian aid to Guatemala and Honduras won’t improve the lives of people there and won’t help the wave of asylum seekers from those countries either?!

I really don’t like the part where he snaps his fingers, and half our money disappears.

you’ll notice however; they use this book as a cudgel and didn’t actually bother to read the damned thing

Promoting economic instability in a country in an economically unstable region to reduce the pace of immigration mostly coming from OTHER countries where it is driven by many factors that are frequently linked to economic instability in that region...

To be fair, he only has his Dad’s German version of Mein Kampf.

Or anti-hero in Maga Man.

“Do they never pick up a book?”

It’s Friday, I have no more fucks left to give this week. Especially not to the Commander-in-Cheat and his half-baked economic policies.

Tariff Man™ is such a stupid villain. Oh, wait. He’s NOT from DC or Marvel?

Uber stated publicly that their current business model (having drivers drive people around) will likely never be profitable.

There is a big difference between squeezing a few million more out of a billion dollar company and hemorrhaging billions with no clear path to profitability.

Nobody ever said we shouldn’t focus on profits. The issue is short term profits.

I mean, its a first gen SLK... you absolutely should.