It’s 2017. Of course the guy with a horseshoe up his ass blames Luck.

And The Tragically Hip t-shirts. We wear those on Canada Day and Victoria Day long weekend. RIP Gord.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

I remember thinking this about Megyn Kelly when she decided to speak up for maternity leave and her attitude is exactly what’s wrong with many conservatives:

I have met him three times and he was a delight and wonderful and we danced a lovely impromptu waltz in a shoe store. Sometimes you should meet your heroes.

thank you. we’re not goddamn mythical creatures or deities or little flowers or aliens we’re PEOPLE. it should not be this difficult.  

I’m sorry, but you are dead wrong about that. I scanned through the ‘what others are saying’ part of the story in Facebook’s trending thingy and...UGHH. “Trump, once again, is telling the truth.”, “I don’t understand why this is a scandal.”, “The MSM never treats trump fairly and this is no different.” The supporters…

I assess death claims for a living and THANK GOD that my employer doesn’t get involved in deciding who is eligible to received benefits.

I am surprised the ground they are in hasn’t caved due to the constant rolling.

Oh, this happens to me all the time, too. A few years ago I spoke to my father about something he made me do (not sexual or harmful, just a scary physical swimming challenge) when I was very young, and he vehemently denied that anything like that and would never do that to a young girl. Yeah—he may not remember it…

Reminds me of yet another reason why she was the boss:

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Counterpoint: I am a horse person, so this is easier...

Did you go by AbdominalsJoe back then?

Ooh, HITS Saugerties? As a Horse Person, I am cringing on your behalf.

-There are people who really think 73 isn’t the number? That’s moronic. Did he hit 73 home runs in a full season? Yes. Did he do it with steroids help? Yes, but so the fuck what? Everyone (including the pitchers!) used steroids. Unless opposing pitchers were being paid under the table to inflate his HR numbers, the 73…

See, I don’t understand why the responsible gun owners aren’t the FIRST ones getting pissed the fuck off about this. It’s like how, once I became a pet owner, I got even more upset about asshats who don’t obey leash laws and don’t pick up after their dogs than I used to be. Before, they were nuisances. Now, they’re…

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Guaranteed he’s never been on a bike in his life.