Trump is so shitty and stupid he’s even bad at being fascist. This song is fucking terrible. When he finally rolls out uniforms for the party I bet they’ll be candy-striped and have wheelie shoes.
I just meant that we kind of did it without thinking. We wanted to “get it up” before everyone else woke up to it. Waking up to my dad laughing and saying “what the hell is this?” was the best. I get out of bed and look down (I think we were on the third floor of the condo) to see three 5ish-year olds playing on it.
This is something thing my dad always said to my mom before they made it into a movie- if it was movie about a guy that kills people and makes them into pies and my dad asked my mom to go see that movie she would never even consider. Put it on broadway/in London and add some music and it becomes a cultural…
No, this is not how it works fellas. It is the job of the police to interact with the the public without, y’know, killing them.
How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?
Please Don’t Make Your Guests Dress in Costume for Your Wedding
“Their ObamaCare is dead with 100% increases in P’s”
Since I might be about to scream and throw things because of the idiots in charge, I’ll share a fun fact related to Panama. Panama hats are actually from Ecuador, and are made from jipijapa (which is fun to say) palm.
They’re similar in as much as they’re both noises made by birds. Chickens go “cuck, cuck, cuck”, while turkeys go “goebbel, goebbel, goebbel”.
I think the South knew that Lincoln was probably their best shot at not being treated like the traitorous dogs they were. His plans for reunification were extremely generous, all things considered. It’s worth remembering that the whole “cult of the lost cause” bullshit didn’t kick in right away, too. Richmond had just…
The entire mindset conservatives apply to these things is “Liberals are bad, and people think Thing X is bad, so liberals are Thing X!” It’s how they claimed that Obama was simultaneously a Muslim Atheist, or a Nazi Communist. They don’t know what any of these words mean, they just know it provokes a reaction. It’s…
And here I thought that Shakespeare guy is doing an amazing job and getting recognized more and more.
I’m going to go ahead and assume that these people have neither read nor seen a production of Julius Caesar. Spoiler Alert: “We should totally just stab Caesar!” was not Shakespeare’s message. You are confusing Shakespeare with Gretchen Weiners.
I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who died from a character-building stroke followed by a bad fall down the stairs.
This shows that America is still the land of opportunity. So inspiring, in fact, that I’m going to update my resume:
You’re thinking of his global warming denialist, coal-humping predecessor Tony Abbott.
I know! I have sensitive skin, so I always try to wear natural fibers, but it is so hard to find something natural and well made. Every women’s t-shirt has descriptions like “the perfect amount of sheer.” Fuck you, dude, the perfect amount of sheer is NOT SHEER! Why is this so hard? I end up just buying men’s shirts…
I think you’ve read me wrong. It’s not about being anal or fastidious or controlling. I don’t know if you have kids, but I’m really trying to say that you don’t have to give in to the image that your car will be ruined once you have to transport kids around in it. I actually thought that’s what would happen to mine-…