I’ll say it again: this was Trump’s FOURTH run for the Presidency. Don’t act like he was tricked into doing this. He’s desperately wanted this for 30 years — with no real agenda. He has wanted to be a figureheard for whoever would let him, no matter the agenda, for longer than many here have been alive. Don’t act like…

these scotch ties are james macavoy’s problem, not ours.

Because reality is a fluid interpretation of how you feel about things, not an objective account of physical reality.

But wasn’t the reason Trump won because so many people are out of work? How can his supporters have no jobs, and all be at work?

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

I’ve been screaming this at the clouds for a long time now. Typical GOP line is that we need to dismantle government agencies to save jobs, not mentioning how many government employees will lose their jobs. A few weeks ago there was an interview on NPR with someone from a coal mining company who said that regulations…

Just yesterday, I told someone the story about my old neighbor across the hall, who had been a NYC firefighter when they still had goddamn horses pulling the firetrucks.

Jesus Christ, Johnny Unitas played with Dan Fouts?!!? I remember watching Dan Fouts play as a kid. I mean, I know I’m old, but I didn’t realize I was “the guys who were playing when I grew up, played with Johnny U” old. This is like one of those geneaology things where you find out the aunt of your aunt went to school…

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” while passing on the opportunity to participate in “Million Dollar Baby,” “Ray,” “The Aviator,” “Sideways” and “Finding Neverland.”…

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

fave joke thus far:

That was the wurst comment.

You know what Mexico does to illegal immigrants? They imprison them and give them a year of hard labor.

The first part of that statement is wrong—if he had a long memory, he wouldn’t need a fucking list.

All you have to see to know how awesome Mark Hamill is is to look at how he’s signed star wars trading cards over the years:

Isn’t it weird to think that WW1 was just a big ass family squabble?

Alan Rickman