For sale: Browns jersey, never won.

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Next up for consideration:

I went to high school in San Diego and had a good buddy on the basketball team. He was playing a tournament thing down there against University of SD highschool, which is this fancypants private deal everybody just called “Uni” and I went to the game as I was staying at his folks house because my parents were outta…

Yeah, I think people making fun of this are seriously underestimating the thought that goes into these kinds of shoots and cover designs. It is not an accident that Trump’s cover image resembles Hitler’s in several significant ways. It’s not an accident that unlike every other Time Person of the Year cover in the…

As long as it’s a baby mouse I would probably eat that. Baby things are delicious. Baby cow, awesome. Baby pig, awesome. Baby corn, awesome.

Copy: “Belgian white, milk, and dark chocolate mice are tempered until smooth and creamy and neatly arranged in a tin, ready for giving.”

The transition of power is everything. Even in your day-to-day life.

I’ve heard people talking about Gillibrand 2020. I really, really wanted Hillary to be the first woman president (because I think she’s brilliant and she’s had to stand in a shower of such hateful shit for 30 years). But from everything I’ve heard about Kirsten Gillibrand, she seems like an excellent candidate. Plus…

I do get how people can do it (which was obviously not the case in this situation). When this happens, it’s not typically when they are taking a cross-country trip with their kids, it’s when they are going through the rote motions of their day. Have you ever gotten in your car to head to ____, but gotten halfway to a…

Knock knock.

i like white hose...i know its sorta tacky, but they have both a bridal and 80's vibe which appeals to me.

Lemme do it for you, then:

What’s the worst thing to spill in the kitchen?