After all, nothing’s more romantic than Ganon’s evil lair.

Sheet? Don’t be ridiculous. Ghosts don’t have sex in sheets, as everyone knows from the scene in Ghostsbusters where a ghost gives Ray a blowjob (which is, for the record, technically known as a boojob).

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?

Ah yes, the Fly Emirates. What the fuck kind of name is that? ;)

Counterpoint to Team Names: MLB has the dumbest team names. Look at this shit: Reds, Red Sox, White Sox, Brewers, Padres, Athletics. ATHLETICS! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NAME A TEAM “THE ATHLETICS”? Give me a fucking break! And the teams named after the color of their socks? Are you shitting me? Fuck, man, I wear white…

I cannot believe how many different versions this one title has produced:

Lol I have been living out the Switch commercials. I was at the doctor’s office the other day playing MK8 when some kid sat next to me and tried to look over my shoulder. I asked him if he wanted to play, put the switch on a table, gave him a joycon and proceeded to give that 8 year old the mario kart ass whooping of…

So I guess the guns were inside us all the time huh?

Take your “offense” and shove it up your dickhole.

“so you’re offending more than half of us!” You know that isn’t true, right? Please tell me you know that.

Just a reminder: The Electoral College is not a person (not even one!). Second reminder: More than half of Americans did not vote Trump into office. Final reminder: Bad habits of people you associate with can rub off on you. Check the lying and revisionist history. Not a good look for your boy or you. Cheers!

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”

This GIF, with Erik Karlsson and Mike Green pairing off during a post-whistle scrum, reminds of a game in the 80s between the Oilers and the Canadiens, in which a bench-clearing brawl erupted, and both teams spilled on the ice and raced towards each other. Harry Neale was calling the game with Bob Cole and exclaimed…

You’re missing the point.

Gygax was a very important and influential figure in the medium, but dear god have we given him way too much credit. So many other people worked on D&D for 10, 20+ years to make it what it was and now is. And, truth be told, while Gygax was a great visionary, he actually was not that great at game design.

Well they should’ve rolled higher.

Does any state have a worse congressional delegation than Iowa? King is a white supremacist. Grassley can singlehandedly derail any conversation on sentencing reform or relaxing the drug war. This Blum fellow is obviously terrible. I don’t know anything about Ernst other than the cutting off pig balls thing. Unless…