I’ve seen teams take shot-clock violations; I’ve seen the Wizards themselves do it a handful of times. It’s fine! It’s even kind of admirable, I suppose.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

He’s self-branded. He labeled himself as a “policy wonk” and by sheer repetition, people believed it over time. It’s the old “if you tell a lie often enough and keep repeating it, people start to believe it” deal.  

Paul Ryan’s reputation as the Republican’s “serious policy guy” seems to be entirely based on the fact that he wears a nice suit and takes himself very seriously. Nothing he has ever done has shown any indication that he is actually capable of creating any kind of actionable policy. Look at this healthcare fiasco and…

TL; DR

“Most parents are too lazy and/or money-obsessed to have the clarity of mind to comprehend the necessity of NEVER assuming your child will be safe alone with another adult.”

Ahhhhh. I get it now. You’re “that guy” that tells people after unfortunate events and tragedies that they didn’t do shit the right way in the first place and it could’ve all been avoided had they not been “too lazy to parent correctly.”

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

When Iginla was traded to the Kings, I texted the information to my dad. His response “He’s too fucking old.” I texted back “Dad, he’s my age.” His response “Well, you’re fucking old too.”

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

They don’t even know what to do with their Final Fantasy back catalog. See ios FF6 nightmare visuals.

Which is almost a shame because Sugarman is the single best name for an opioid dealer to have

I will say, based on my personal knowledge of time spent with Eric Sugarman, his email reads exactly like he was chewing out the idiots who let a bottle of pills go missing.

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey is better than Excellent Adventure

H20Delirious’s “army,” as he calls them, defends his right to play by the game’s unspoken rules wherever he wanted.

Growing up, I never found out about a lie quicker than adult coaches saying, “Go out there and have fun.” I distinctly remember the first time I actually took it to heart, I was playing in our minor league baseball game (first league to use pitchers and not machines) and we were about to suffer our first loss. I was…

I have long hair for a dude. The other day, I ate at a Chinese restaurant and had a little piece of food stuck between a couple of molars that was bothering the hell out of me and I had forgotten to grab a toothpick. I ran my fingers through my hair and pulled out a strand of hair and used it—successfully—as floss.

Always an #isBriahannaJacksonelite truther.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.