My only question to that people that post this things, especially the first and last one

I wanna say means things about your mom. Can I say mean things about your mom? Ugh, no, I’m sorry...I won’t say mean things about your mom.

It disproportionately affects low-wage hourly workers. Which just so happen to be women more so than men. And usually women with kids. So it fucks over a lot of single mothers.

A lazy white man doing something is 10x the amount of a hardworking black man doing something, that’s why.

/gives sad_but_true_star

Take note Republicans: This is how the free market works.

“The first rule of ‘Swat Team’ is that you talk about ‘Swat Team’. The second rule of ‘Swat Team’ is that you really talk about ‘Swat Team’”

I like to point out to my husband that all of my car’s safety features are designed for someone about 5 inches taller than me.

*shhhhh* someone might hear you and then we have to deal with young white dudes telling us how some of their best friends are Elizabeth Warren and using “neoliberal” or memes about socialism every other word.

Hillary didn’t lose because she didn’t go to Wisconsin. She lost because she’s a woman.

I don’t specifically wish breast cancer on Pat Roberts, just that he learns that men can get breast cancer when he’s visiting his doctor because something’s leaking from his nipple.

To give you a sense of how much Republican lawmakers care about women, take this vignette from Senator Pat Roberts today. When asked by a TPM reporter if he supported repealing Obamacare, Roberts sarcastically responded, “I wouldn’t want to lose my mammograms.”

AHCA crashing and burning? This is not a surprise. The GOP, both in Congress and across the country, is NOT really a single party any longer, but rather (at least) two very different political parties—the Tea Party/alt right and the remnants of “moderate” Republicans/conservatives and their allies—artificially united…

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Berlin would never, and neither would Germany. I’m actually really curious where you were going with this? You could’ve ended at ‘swapping leaders’ but the comment of ‘he would feel more at home’ implies you’ve never even been to Berlin, and have a sincerely fragmented idea of what it is. Also, ‘she can’t be worse…

Telling someone to “relax” after your poor joke didn’t land is not how to stimulate discussion, get people on your side, or even tell a fucking joke. If you have to start with with an admonishment to “relax,” maybe step away from the computer or just not reply? And probably don’t quit your day job, which I assume is…

My husband has a congenital heart issue that can cause him to go into atrial fib (irregular heart beat) — a condition usually reserved for much older people. About 6 years ago, he underwent a procedure that fixed the issue and of course, his parents and I did the waiting room thing. They put him under, installed a…

man have i dated some winners!

I can’t think of anything my husband did in front of my parents that was embarrassing to *me*, but one of my mom’s and my favorite stories is embarrassing to my husband and he just loves it when we bring it up every chance we get.