fishmongersdaughters
Fishmongers' daughters
fishmongersdaughters

I have a running joke with a couple Indian friends who rightly pointed out American overuse of the word “awesome.” I didn’t know how much I used that word till they started calling me on it; now I have to use it ironically. :(

Yeah, I kinda wondered about this myself.

Kim Jong Un is used to being the only belligerent toddler with his finger on a nuclear launch button. Trump is awful, but like REALLY, NK? You’re like the one country who DOESN’T get to accuse the US of being dangerously aggressive.

It was so much cuter when Ron Livingston did it.

War is hard! He needs to pamper himself!

Ok, I hate Trump as much as anyone, but isn’t this a little ‘bitch eating crackers?’ I just feel like meetings between leaders and their families are probably going to involve smiling through some tedious moments like kids singing or playing piano. If, say, Sasha Obama had played violin for the Chinese president, I’d

This isn’t an April Fools prank, but it’s a shitty appalling prank.

Now playing

Has everyone seen this yet? I love this one. (Take the warning seriously, it starts out loud.)

I don’t wash my face either. I use coconut oil as a moisturizer and makeup remover when needed, but I haven’t been wearing anything but lipstick lately, so some days that’s the only part of my face that gets it.

YUP.

Yeah. I don’t wash my legs, and only wash my hair once a week. My very furry husband washes both every day. Both of us smell and feel just fine. :)

Tits bits and pits is all I’ve been doing for most of my adult life. And I don’t shave. And I only use shampoo about once a week. Guess all that would cause a shudder of revulsion in some, but I bet most of those same people wipe their asses with dry toilet paper, which pretty much the rest of the world outside

Sure glad you took the time to let us know how little you care.

Nah, it’s cool. We don’t talk anymore, by my choice. I posted this partly because I need the validation.

Sorry! I actually almost didn’t post it. Those images were very large. But... I’ve got mommy issues, so I did anyway. =/ I knew the collective response would be validating.

Yeah, I’m sorry too. We don’t talk anymore.

I usually keep her blocked. :) I just sneak back every now and then, take a look around, and back away slowly.

We don’t speak anymore. I keep her blocked on facebook most of the time, but I occasionally unblock her just to see how Evangelicals are spinning whatever shitty thing he just did. She posts all her stuff publicly, so as long as she’s not blocked I can read it.

From my mother’s facebook page over the last couple weeks:

No no no. It’s only the free market when it serves their ideology. If it doesn’t, it’s the liberal media pushing that sjw bullshit narrative.