My older brother and sister convinced me, when I was seven and theoretically old enough to know better, to place my hand on the wood stove which heated our house. Second degree burns. Mom didn’t find out till 30 years later that *they* had told me to do it. She thought I was just unusually dumb for my age. Turns out I…

Oh, this is a party? I thought it was a scene of domestic terrorism and attempted murder. But you’re right. Party on, Wayne.

I think I read one of the Savage Love books when I was a teenager. It was a Native guy and a “fiery sassy red-haired” stereotype white girl. And to make matters more creepy, I think he was a close family friend that she’d grown up calling “Uncle.”

You should also check out a movie called “Stolen Women, Captured…

My God... IT’S FULL OF WHITE PEOPLE

*begs to differ*

Has anyone collected all the Trump metaphors in one place? I’m having a bad day and I think reading them all at once will cheer me up slightly.

Oh man, have you fallen for that line too?

Your... “side?”

SO JEALOUS! I’ve been in the greys forever. Waiting for the next full moon; I think last time I didn’t scatter the entrails appropriately.

I agree with you on the double standard. Most women don’t stop performing a particular sex act just because the first time was unpleasant, because we don’t really get that option. For many, many women, the first time a penis enters our vaginas it freaking HURTS, and often bleeds. We’re expected to get over that and…

Nah, you’re cool. I mostly just wanted to show that clip. :P

Ok. Thanks for the info. :) She’s getting up there in years and her seething hatred for all things democrat might not be enough to keep her going. I should let her know she’s got options.

Holy shit do you not know about this clip from The Sweetest Thing? Do watch it and squirm uncomfortably in full awareness of what you’ve done.

Wait wait hold up. The kitten pics are totes adorbs n all, but can we go back to the kitten you lost under your bed? I need details. I mean, I think I do. I think I need details.

Goddammit. This is like those guys on fark.com who claim a man is “white knighting” every time he defends a woman or a feminist POV on anything at all. Did you really have to bring sex into this? I’m so done with that stupid stereotype.

Ok, thanks. I have no idea if she’s looked into medicaid. I’ll ask her about it next time we talk. I appreciate the info!

Thanks, that was really helpful. I gotta confess I’m a huge PP supporter without really knowing the details of why they matter - just that lots of women without health insurance go there and there’s a sliding scale. That’s enough for me, but it’s helpful to know the details.

...Dude has clearly never met a Gulf woman with absolutely fucking gorgeous eye makeup that she knows damn well is enhanced by the burka.

“...how erectly principled their conservative principles are.”

What the hell are those people in the background waving around and am I a total perv because they’re definitely dildos.