Oh come on. You're doing a good service here. Own it.

Did they learn nothing from Sarah Palin? "Female" as a top qualification fools nobody and does not work as a comb-over for batshit crazy.

Vampire... Bill?

That... is a truly awful skirt. It almost makes me respect the designers of the ad-not-ad for drawing attention away from it.

Awkward Army REPRESENT!

Yeah, but that's more expensive.

Not defending her actions, but I'm a long time pet foster parent and I've dealt with a lot of shelters and rescues, and every time I see a story like this, that has some media attention, I know that as long as it's alive and in relatively good health, that animal is luckier than most. If she had done the "right…

Yeah, that'll get you a tongue-on-a-flagpole situation that won't end well for either party.

I think for me it was much more shallow. The Beast was ugly. Gaston was handsome and all the women liked him and the whole town was crazy about him. Also, I think I had already started my "brown eyes are the best eye color" thing that I've stuck with ever since. So even when the Beast turned human and turned those…

Yeah, I'm first. I watched that movie when I was a kid and said way back then that the Beast was terrible and she should have married Gaston. I BASICALLY CALLED DIBS

I have no idea who this woman is. I hope she's not an asshole because I just gotta say, DAMN is she nice to look at. I barely glanced at the boob (seriously, Jezebel? This is what you're doing now?) because I was too busy looking at her back and shoulders. Is it a trick of the light? Does she have more testosterone…

http://jezebel.com/fox-friends-tr… From a few days ago. I seriously can't stop looking at it.

Shame? lol no

So... you come home from a business trip. You're not too tired to, I don't know, SLEEP instead of getting on the computer and reading about current events, but you're too tired to not post comments on them.

Is it weird that I'm kinda digging the phrase "thirsty cunts?" How can I casually work it into conversation?

...I would buy this album.

He was actually a she, but yeah, point stands. I wanted to put the book away and never touch it again.

Panthro from ThunderCats. Which I now realize was not only kinda bestial, but sort of weirdly racialized too.

Ok, so I don't really know what Beyonce's hair looks like because I don't see her very often... I honestly thought when I saw the pic that Beyonce's present was doing her hair just like Cox's. And I thought shit man, that'd drop me to the floor too.

Fair enough. :)