Let me get this straight: You believe that since male insecurity and anxiety is the cause of misogynistic bullshit, we should continue causing insecurity and anxiety?

Edit: Blergh, replied to myself. Can't delete.

I get that, but if you're the butt (heh) of that joke, it's probably a lot less funny. Chances are good that there are people reading this who are actively harmed by those kinds of jokes.

I sure wish we could stop using "I have a small dick" as such a catch-all for behavior issues. My friends and I talk sometimes about how men never believe us when we tell them we aren't bothered by their dick size. They're so conditioned to associate "small dick" with all kind of assholish behavior and unmanliness and…

...You know, I'm almost happy to see a departure from the one desperate talking point Israel and its supporters bring out every time an Israel rocket blows up another bunch of children, "LOOOOOOOOOK how sad it is that Gaza's leaders are forcing us to kill babies! SOOOOOO SAD for the people of Gaza (that we're bombing)…

Thank you for knowing that.

ETA: Wait, what do you mean "was?"

I care about your cat's boner. I mean, now I do, because it livened up my work day. Thanks, cat! Eternally grateful.

Captain Awkward's most famous post. Since I love her and it's come up. http://captainawkward.com/?s=creepy+dude

Dude, nobody has ever gifted me with a mic drop before. Now I'm gonna have to ruin my "truth to power" moment by admitting I'm absurdly proud of myself for getting this gif.

Yeah, hi? Woman here. Inspired and motivated by Nicki Minaj. I would apologize for dosing you in reality right now, cept you've probably already decided that well, I'm not like REALLY empowered by her, or that no no you meant like REALLY empowered. Or that I'm a tragic exception to the rules you've so neatly laid down…

Jesus. Who the hell are these women you're sleeping with, is my first reaction. I'm really sorry man, you've had some lousy lousy experiences. I guess my advice would be to... try to work it into conversation beforehand. That might sound weird if you're not used to talking about that, but I've got to say, sex got SO…

I grew up in a missionary family - even did a short term mission myself once as a teenager. My mother does missionary work in Kenya. I'm... not really surprised. I mean... this guy is a monster, totally. But to be honest, missionaries creep me the fuck out. It's like they have to go halfway across the world to find…

I recently changed my last name, legally. I had been married and took my husband's name. After the divorce, I didn't want to keep it, but I didn't want to return to my somewhat appalling maiden name that reminded me of my somewhat appalling relationship with my family. So I took on a new last name, one I chose…

...Did you date my ex?!

Nope, it's still fine. Really, everything I'm looking at here is just FINE.

I had to grow to love Jennay because I read an article somewhere about how Forrest Gump was about the triumph of conservative values because Forrest joined the army and was rewarded for hard work and how he built his own business from scratch and meanwhile Jennay was all liberal with her porn and her drugs and then…

Batman Returns. I lurvez it.

Fair enough.

What about them? Male students is male students, whether they were born male or not. Same for females. Or do you mean non-gendered students?