Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Mediocre!

Are cats and dogs living together!!!???

You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

SHUT THEM ALL DOWN! [pulls big ass lever...]

Just don’t shut down any containment units

I work for the EPA, and its chaos.

Ugh. That joke left me in aggie-ony.

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

You say that like Montessori school is a school strictly for 1% children.
I went there in my early years(late 80s) and I was in a single-parent household to a mother holding 2 jobs to make ends meet.
#MontessoriNotjustfortherich.

Thanks chief. Well aware of that, hence the “get wind” part of my comment.

I’m really dissapointed Left Shark isn’t getting a cameo.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

Them’s hominy grits.

Maybe they will when they get around to it.

Thanks for the warning. Can we move on now? Some of us didn’t like either of the candidates and just want this nightmarish election cycle to end. We get it, Trump is “literally Hitler” and a real poopy head, but you know what? I heard practically the same kinds of things from conservatives when Obama was elected.…

“Sure, 15 pieces of flair is the minimum. It’s up to you if you want to do the minimum. Look, we want you to express yourself. Now if you feel the bare minimum is enough, well... ok. But some people chose to wear more, and we encourage that, ok? You do want to express yourself, don’t you?”