Send in the seals!

That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.

(they got me too)

BLUF: we do.

Maybe don’t name it the Moist Account...if I was Steve I wouldn’t want to touch that either

This is genocide.

Settle down. They’re refusing to sell them supplies, not giving them free blankets.

Kansas City is fairly cheap to live and is a lovely city.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.