Well, you don’t have to take my word for it. If you follow the threads on this site concerning CFA, you’ll see that a great number of folks who say they are part of the LGBTQIA community have a remarkably positive report on how they’ve been treated at the individual franchise locations, both in hiring and in being…

OINKOINKOINKOINKOINKOINK!!!!!

Except that CFA will serve and hire people regardless of orientation. Just sayin’.

I see what you did there...

Looks like there haven’t been that many so far, so the yolks on you!

Cranberry juice. It’s comforting for some reason.

Burnin’ down the house with that pun!

Who...is this guy?

Sorry, no tears here; Whitey McWhiteguy here and it all makes perfect sense to me.

Kavalry, sir.

That cake is a lie!

Doesn’t Universe Man wear it?

Half a star, then.

Understood. I would counter with an additional horror we have in the Plains states called Pizza Ranch, where the fried chicken is outstanding, and the “pizza” is worse than anything I ever bought in a box from the grocery store.

Much like haggis, this is “pizza” that one eats as the result of losing a bet.

Allison, your point is not lost on me, as I will tip 20% for even mediocre service, knowing that in America we have this ridiculous system in place instead of paying fair and livable wages. But I will not tip 20% for bad service. And it takes a lot to for me to place someone in this category, but if:

There’s an “I” in pie....

Cold hearted comment!

I guess production is grounded for now.

That’s Riverbottom Nightmare Band to you!