Aim at nothing and you’ll be sure to hit it every time.

There’s nothing like a box of Original Spree (tm) to get your dextrose fix on with! I do not acknowledge the imposter known as “Chewy Spree”, which is an abomination. The only valid exception is the large Spree candies found in vending machines at old gas stations; just more Spree to love! #wonderfultartsugarcoma

Kindly send them my way! #noporkchoprefusedever

How Will Avengers: Endgame End?

I call dibs on the burnt ones!

This one looks much better than the last one!

Sorry about your casserole; I have done the same thing trying to carry a dish I made at home to my work or to a party. The results tend to look horrifying, like something from the end of Akira, and are unredeemable. How long did you stand there thinking “I might be able to fix this?”

+1 for Iron Giant reference.

Well, we don’t know him that well. We only work for him!

I’m not OCD, but that picture just sets something off in my Mr. Fixit brain!

Same as it ever was.

Ask that nice lady on the corner, she’ll tell ya....

Claire, in your first meme I can’t tell if you’re pushing the guy away or sampling the merchandise...

Packard Bell represent!

Down South we call that “Porky Piggin’”!

Here here!

But later, the results will be smellable!

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Holy $4!T! How have I never seen this? Amazing!

How about this?: