Can he do the fandango?

It’s not so bad, really.

Away with your Southern euphemisms-in-disguise! 

Old guy here. I think the emphasis would be on other aspects of touch that have nothing to do with sexual activity per se, such as back rubs, foot massage, effleurage, etc, offered freely and without expectation of reciprocity. My honey appreciates these things probably much more than sex, though she does enjoy a nice…

My son was returning home from a trip to his grandparents and bought some of this at a kiosk during an airport layover. I have a pretty good tolerance for super hot stuff, but one drop off a toothpick and the increasingly mounting agony told me I’d my match. LAWD! We put it in the fridge and I didn’t think much about…

+1 for KC represent!

But, do they love you?