Is it weird that I like crab but none of the others?

Every day I thank the universe for allowing me to be born in the state of Maryland. My mother says the first time she was ever proud of me was when, at 6, I picked my first crab all by myself without wasting a ton of it. Mostly, she was just happy that I could manage for myself now and she could finally fucking eat.

Re MD crabs: You don’t use the mallet directly on the crab, you use the mallet to drive the knife into the claw shell so you can break it apart. The fullest crabs have the thickest shells so if you don’t need a hammer, you’ve got light crabs.

I guess they didn’t sell enough TruCoat.

And if the situation calls for it, it can show that you believe in buying American made products.

It is any wonder why we fear for the future of the republic with simpletons who post as seen below. Regardless of the political wing you support, you’ll be better off watching and knowing why you support one group or having intelligent reasons why you don’t support another.

Thank you for the simple article on how to watch it. No personal views inserted or anything negative. Now if your co-writers could do the same, I'd begin to have some level of respect for most of you.

Introducing the Chopped Liver 300.

You know it’s really easy to flip a image shot in a mirror, so it reads correctly, right?

Also, oh to be a fly on the wall of your editorial room, or whatever place you filthy little hypocrites gather. To watch you debate whether you should be mentioning the worst case of mass sexual assault in Europe since WW2 at all cause it’d make you look soooooooooooo bad when you do, considering your past insistence…

Looks like a Chrysler 300 fucked a last gen Saab 9-5

There was a famous case where a salesman threw the keys of the “buyer” onto the roof of the dealership and said he’d have to buy a car if he wanted to drive home. Litigation ensued . . .

Id rather stay home and have my wife bring me watered down screwdrivers while I put my wallet in the blender.

fucking with phone

I just got my recall notice from Ford for my 07 Mustang with the Shaker Premium Audio(TM) and Takata Exploding Death(TM) airbag trim package.

Pearl Harbor and the Nazi party were the result of unsound banking practices? Who the fuck knew?

Someone just started college.