Pep Boys - THE TRUE STORY. In 1922, Extra Moe, often called E-Mo, fell into a state of depression and was cruelly kicked to the curb with nothing but a surplus Model A running board accessory light. He crashed at his brother Shemp’s house and frequented the Philly underground, where me met up with a balding vaudeville…

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

Speaking of tailgate, here’s one way that big wagons are better than Minivans (Chevy Astro Dutch Doors excepted) and SUVs: the Magic Doorgate. The tailgate on this Colony Park will open both down and out, whatever your predilection. And behind that, sideways-facing seats! Suck on that, SUVs!

Many liberties were taken with proportion. And fit and finish was magically perfect. And exposed screw and bolts got shaved.

The real story here is the two guys that created Pontiac artwork for decades. Art Fitzpatrick and Van Kaufman were true automotive legends. Read about them and see their work in the link below. Amazing men.

How do you get men to stop acting like dorks around women? You don’t. They’re men.

Because my friend had an ‘88 Mazda 626, we were in high school, it was summer, we were bored, and it was on sale at Checker Auto Parts.

I want to play the victim blaming card on this one, but it’s been covered.

Agreed ... Lifehacker may be owned by Gawker, but most of us don’t come here for Gawker’s leftist political crap. Please keep the political editoralizing on the main Gawker page and off pages like Lifehacker and Jalopnik.

Sorry, not interested in the politics of the writers. This is not the Lifehacker I signed up for. I’m out.

not possible, my mouse is on auto pilot when scrolling through Jalopnik clicking on every article

That would actually be super valuable but because gawker is so left leaning it wouldn't get published. Which is a shame for a publication that is transitioning into being politically focused

I like to be on Jalopnik for cars, not politics.

Aside from just bagging on the guy you’re not so fond of, was there anything that any candidate said that you found insightful relative to our defense resrouces or strategies?

I don’t know. The Sound of Music + Night of the Living Dead gave me Schindler’s List.

i just wanted to let everyone know that I have received the replacement WRX and all is well.

And yes, everyone who has chimed in on this one about what seems "right" is correct. This is all on the dealer. As a wise man once wrote: http://carbuying.jalopnik.com/your-car-was-d…