That’s how he gerrymandered my district in Maryland. He’s just another cheating politician.

The statistics on the ugliest kinds of racial violence in America — interracial assaults, rapes, murders — reveal that such crimes are overwhelmingly black-on-white.

Some said Hillary wouldn’t run because she’s afraid the Bosnian snipers have been practicing.

Elwood Blues.

Diesels always strike me as so..., agricultural.

Just make sure it’s big enough.

“we’ve all thought about this at one time or another?”

Great! Thanks.

First world problems.

But did the Marquis have the de Sade option?

I’m with Jeremy. This is work, not fun. It’s more complicated than my real job. Not for me.

Why such a führer over this? I did nazi that coming.

#blacktrashmatterstoo

Partisan hack.

Why such a führer over this?

Yes, it’s ugly. So what? It’s a truck.

What about professional liars like Hillary Clinton?

Hillary Clinton’s greatest strength is her ability to allow garbage to fall out of her mouth without batting a single stubby lash. I can’t even say my name with so much confidence. It seems like it is great to be a rich idiot.

And I thought my tape measure was just sloppily constructed. Thanks!

Never heard of goblet squats. I will look them up.