Glad to see Max hasn't chilled after all these years.

I know this but I am unable to remember to do it. Sigh.

Chevy Suburban, since it's basically a station wagon.

You can't buy happiness. But you can rent it.

Write your social security number on your forehead to make it easier to identify your body.

Ack! You beat me by two minutes!

Does that mean they are all going to start using their turn signals?

I see lots of MTVs (mall terrain vehicles) stuck in sand. hahahaha.

Synology software is great, too. I've been running by 211j for years now and love it.

B-b-b-b-but pushrod!

Wow, people are still hotrodding desktops. Brings me back. My last build was a Pentium II 400...

Post of the year! Already!

Huh? Drinking doesn't cause hangovers. Stopping drinking causes hangovers.

MustyTang EgoBoost!

I had '71 Fiat 124 Sport Coupe, too. Fun as heck to drive, high maintenance though, eventually spun a bearing. Flat grey, used to be silver. Rust bucket, water used to collect in the door until I figured out doors had drain holes that could clog. I was a pretty dumb kid.

Now that's wide...

This article is useless without a picture of what a Russian stripper might look like.

You are obviously lying. I don't believe a work of it.

You could fit 3 bodies in that truck easy. Ooops, I mean bags of golf clubs.

I share the love of luxobarges. Closest available big American car with RWD and V8 available now is Chrysler 300.