This is the worst thing to happen to Atlanta involving a Sherman in a long time.

Nate Silver, ftw.

Shut your damn mouth. Self Checkout is the greatest thing in the world, because it allows you to buy embarrassing as shit without having to face a judgemental cashier. They took out all the self checkout aisles from my CVS and I wanted to punch a child in the stomach. So now I have to buy several other things so…

“who are 3 men that have never been in my kitchen”

“Why was she sitting there in the first place, right?” - Ken Starr

Fuck you people. Every one of you. The man was scum. He was spineless. May he burn in hell.

Because he’s not an ambiturner. Can’t turn left into coverage.

Slugfest for Game Boy? I’ll assume you just listed the only 5 sports games you’ve ever played, because that game was objectively terrible.

Ever listen to Zed Zed Top while driving your Zed oh six?

The ceremony will be held in the parking lot so everyone will have to look the other way.

They also were NOT vacationing with the Krugers at the beach that one time...

Not as much as I hate the the embedded video and every goddamn thing it represents.

How do you say banana daiquiri in Spanish?

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

Paul Bettany fucking sucks at diving, but he was good as the Robot Boy in Avengers 2: the Avengening.

Never seen a live action dinosaur!?

I really blew an audition once when we were supposed to be doing funny improv’ed banter and I was asked what movies would be terrible musicals.

All this criticism of Sam Bradford as being selfish and a bad mentor has been so unfair. I mean as you can see here, he’s been teaching Wentz everything he knows.

If that’s true, your boss is an asshole... but still very funny.