Fuck Baylor. Can’t the NCAA give them a bowl ban for not fucking getting it?

Except you know, they did do something very wrong and still defends their actions and blames it on a vindictive person instead of acknowledging fucking up. They aren’t so different from the Paternos or the JoeBots in that respect.

It was a brutally bad and obvious call and insane for them not to overturn it.

+1....877-kars4kids

Just rub yourself in butter before going out for a drive

If he trained himself to take cheap shots every time he jumps, he could train himself not too.

Is it really Twins with two Danny Devitos?

Fuck Brian Kelly

I think I speak for all humanity when I say “Fuck Penn State”

And no one is as upset as all of Big Papis drug dealers.

+1 Magnum

This isn't getting enough love

Amazing how bad a politician he is. All politician bullshit their way to office. By waffling on a fairly benign question that no one would ever call him on, he showed his ineptness.

Banana daiquiri

But it’s gotta be the springboard. The platform is high but it’s solid cement. The second some scaredy-cat walks on that super springy diving board their knees will buckle. I’d love to wager on things like how many people would fall off before they get to the end.

That is my all time favorite gymnastics highlight.

Wow, I fucking deeply respect that mans evil genius.

I don’t know what is worse. Mixing yogurt into your cereal or suggesting Grape Nuts.

Is this latest report related to the football team or just confirming that the entire school is disgusting? if it's the latter, the football team shouldn't get the death penalty but the school should be threatened with losing their accreditation.

It's not a lie if you believe it.