That would be because most of us have already read a number of articles about this situition over the last couple of years and we aren’t just coming in ignorant.

She may be skinny as a rail but that’s all the better for leaping on their back like a spider monkey.

This was part of my living room, a few years back. I like her basic concept but I’d turn the saturation way up, myself.

Good god, you’re smooth.

I find the thought that the government should control what information or communications are allowed on the Internet TERRIFYING. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. That’s one slippery slope.

Streaming on Hulu. I like your taste in questions, shows, and Archer characters.

I think we could be friends, as long as you’re okay with me stopping to pet any cats we come across. And possibly some dogs, with the permission of their owners. I like the cut of your jib.

I don’t know if this helps even a little, but now I’m crying for little Bjorn. I’m so, so sorry for the pain you carry with you. And I’m so sorry you haven’t been able to hold your baby and watch him grow. I’m up right now because my niece’s funeral is tomorrow and I can’t sleep; she lived for five days but we are all…

Oh my god I love it. The colors are incredible.

My work changed the requirements for our dress code to black scarves only but beading is okay, so I beaded this bandana. Haven’t beaded anything before. Problem is that now it’s a bit heavy in the back and occaisionally slides backwards.

Yeahhh. As someone OCD who is highly invested in harm avoidance to others and mostly spends her time doing arts and crafts and trying to avoid looking at my skin close in the mirror or using tweezers on body hair- nothing good ever comes from that- it saddens me that a dude who seems to just make a conscious effort as…

Perfect genes, aside from the family history of dementia and the balding. And whatever genes he donated that led to his sons. Aaaand...

I’m sorry to be so de-rail-y here, but as an aside, although when I first started recognizing your name aaaages ago I think it was because I disagreed, but over time I’ve begun to really, really appreciate you. You make me actually IRL applaud pretty regularly and I hate sharp percussive sounds so that’s saying…

You’ve mentioned how intelligent you think you are repeatedly, but shouldn’t that be self evident if it’s actually true?

I also love that after considering the Kellyanne-Elle hybrid for the Supreme Court or as president, she suggested that she could be in prison.

That’s precisely what I’ve always planned, ever since one nightmare I had where I kept getting interrupted by zombies every time I tried to eat a plate of spaghetti. You could never really enjoy spaghetti again, once the zombies came.

My cat has developed a fondness for brushing via electric toothbrush. The vibrating kind. At first I just wanted to see how he reacted to it, but now he demands it.

Well, the people who burned her alive might SAY that she attacked people with a machete, but I don’t think we should take their claims as the gospel truth.

And, like, being a creepy molester is illegal anyway so we should be trying to arrest anybody molesting kids anywhere, not insisting that many entirely innocent people just can’t go into bathrooms because apparently we’re fine with sex offenders roaming freely as long as they don’t attack people in toilets.

It’s just, your questions are so completely off-base that it seems like you must be insincere. You’re asking us to defend ourselves against this preconception you’ve come up with using a source I’ve never heard of in my entire life and a viewpoint nobody shares. That isn’t feminism, and it’s like trying to hold you…