Hey! I wouldn’t call myself a southern belle, but I live in the drained swamp that is the DC metropolitan area so it’s perpetually humid and until recently I bartended at a very high volume place, so think 10-12 hour shifts of profuse sweating and occaisional splashing without any time for touchups. When I started, I…

I hope your neck recovers soon. I personally find it impossible to be even remotely civil when I fuck my neck up so you’re doing pretty good from where I’m standing! (Okay, lying down. Sideways standing.)

Very interesting. I wonder what accounts for the differences! Either way, it’s not a super pleasant sensitivity. Bland foods ftw!

I’m a super-taster and it mostly just means that a ton of shit is super unbearably spicy when nobody else thinks it’s spicy at all. That and bitter. It’s super awesome.

Fact. There is just no way. I’d have to take off all my skin with a carrot peeler if he ever touched me.

What? Oh my god, that just CAN’T be real, can it? It’s so tiny. So very tiny. Like the hand of a baby.

If it’s compulsory, it isn’t really affection. I’m glad that your willingness to respect his boundaries paid off. People that respect boundaries are definitely my favorite folks.

They’re not my friends. I generally like your comments, and there’s not a goal I’m after here. It’s just that what your experience has been and what my experience has been seem pretty different here. So, I guess it’s probably best to just leave it at that.

My big takeaway from reading leaked emails has been mostly that Hillary and Chelsea are adorable together and she sounds like a very loving and supportive mom. I want all the Michelle Obama, of course, but I really like Hillary with Chelsea as well.

Yeah, my hat is off to Rachel (and not just because I feel ridiculous in hats.)

Ah, no, it’s just a reminder that if a dating website had the “hobbit” option under Body Types then that’s how I’d have to identify (and not because I love long walks and potatoes and my toe hair grows long and silky.) Whereas tall women are statuesque and model-like; those long limbs are all elegant and graceful ‘n…

Oh god, Dottie. We are not a monolith! All women are not like that! We’re all different!

Phew. Thank you, SNS folks, for helping get our Boob-Punch back! The comments are so much scarier a place without you, y’know?

Agree to disagree, I guess, that being treated unworthy of respect is complimentary. Or that being called a munchkin was, like, a SEXY munchkin. I’ve literally always been aware that tall women are modelesque whereas I am more like a hobbit and it’s because, as a woman who exists, I’ve gotten plenty of shit for how…

Errr, I’m a woman who has definitely been given shit about being short for most of my life. When I was a kid everybody called me a midget. As an adult some dudes have tried using my head as an armrest or playing keep away with my stuff. I get treated like a child by both genders despite the tired cranliness of…

I was wondering why the comments so far were repulsive and idiotic and I didn’t recognize any commenters at all ‘til I got to you. Thanks! Ugh. The trolls are so very boring.

Whew. What a stressfull TV show.

Somebody hold me. I’m breaking out the modeling clay in my desperation for a self soothing mechanism.

Hello friend, you seem quite nice and all, but I think you forgot to include the part of your story where you were awful.

Ditto! When I go onto Facebook, I’m relieved to find no vocal trump supporters at all and usually at least a couple interesting articles supporting progressive causes. For a while there were some fussy Bernie Bros but those have settled down. Also, I’ve got an ex boyfriend who pretty regularly posts Jez articles.