Aaand here’s where you lost me. I agree with most of your points but depriving stupid women of suffrage is kind of woman-hatey for me.

Oh my god, that debate. I’ve been so good about it for so long but by the end of the debate my fingers had found every single bit of texture on my skin and made lots of little holes in it. Fuck, my face. DAMN YOU TRUMP.

Back when I was in preschool I would watch my older sister playing that game and add up the bullets. Like, since 99 is the max, I’d tell her how many bullets she’d waste if she picked up more early, etc. My parents were so proud that I was adding and subtracting up to a hundred so early, but I had recurring night…

Goddamn, you just keep coming at me with the helpfulness! I am extremely grateful. The purple ‘n the rust aren’t necessarily failures of the colors, just that I didn’t know the right way to go about them yet, but I’m not about to give up after only trying it in the one style and the one shade! I spend most of my…

I think I just died of jealousy, ohmygod.

Something about those kids being excited about that book is hitting me awfully hard. Very happy for them, proud of you.

I wish that I responded to this sooner, because I’ve certainly read it a million times. Thank you for your advice! I’ve tried out purple and rust both (both times were failures but I am going to try it again differently, experiment more) and I’ve both watched some Wayne Goss videos and read some things on his site. I …

I don’t know why I’m being an idiot and defending this thought, because I’d never ever ever say it, but I totally get why he thinks living with a dog is dirty. Ditto living with cats. The thing is, I still love them both and have lived with dogs in the past/currently live with cats. They poop in a box and clean their…

This is my favorite thing ever and I adore you deeply.

I know, right?! I saw the headline, thought “oh god, it IS Friday, it cannot be-!” but... it is?! What does this mean?

I’m so flattered that you think I look like her. I didn’t recognize her name at first, but I am, of course, familiar with Labyrinth! As to blush, I think I have an excuse for my ineptitude: my mom has a very pink face, albeit less pink now that her blood pressure is lower, but I have a much yellower skintone. However,…

Thanks a lot for the tips! I’ve gotten so many, this is going to be a very fun next few days trying them all out. Bonus blush tip is extra appreciated, as that’s another set of charts that made me even less certain the more I consulted. Time for me to see what this Jennifer Connolly has been doing with her face... to…

Oh my gosh, those are a pretty pair of eyes. Haha, I warned you that looking it up would be like falling into a rabbit hole- I hope you manage to climb your way out before you lose too much time! Unless that’s what you’re interested in doing. I love a good tangent on Wikipedia. Hell, I love tangents in general. That’s…

Those sound like some really fascinating colored eyes. There are some really interesting eye colors out there. Check out central heterochromia to fall into a rabbit hole- so many different varieties of amazing. Genetics are a fascinating thing.

I’m not much of a drinker, but I am modifying your plan substituting getting super baked for getting drunk. Experimentation is the best way to figure it out! I’m glad to hear that you’ve been there and done that and I’m not just missing something obvious when it comes to the googling. Thanks for the suggestion, and I…

I’m in the middle of a bit of an emotional crisis as I am preparing to make a huge transition about which I am extremely anxious, so I haven’t been putting my face on much at all lately.

Hi! I’m not your friend and I think they’re gorgeous as hell. And I have no motive whatsoever to lie to you about it. Absolutely beautiful.

Oh man, do I agree with you.

I was writing a label for a box. It was going to say electronics shit but then he interrupted. He is ridiculously long.

Right?! “Are you arguing with me” gets the hairs on my neck prickling. What an infuriating phrase.