OK, NOW this makes a bit of sense. Because I’ve seen photos of people stranded in the woods for 10 days who look better than this—I couldn’t figure out why he couldn’t find some stuff to eat at a large airport that would keep him in reasonably decent shape for less than 2 weeks. An underlying health condition puts it…

Ah damnit, there was supposed to be a gif of Fry’s dog in Juraissic Bark there.

1. Catch cheap flight to Amsterdam or Copenhagen.

he could have showed up in N. Korea with bags of hamburgers.

Funnily enough, that guy had the real thing after all. (Love his brother observing and earnestly declaring, “Lucky!” What a sweet film! Maybe did more for Mexican-Americans than any film until McFarland USA.)

Something something his princess was in another castle?

Does this dip shit not realize he lives in a country full of tall hot girls? Worst case of yellow fever I have ever come across.

I was expecting photos of Steve Buscemi.

Damn it, now I made myself sad...

I guess this kind of thing happens all the time.

Why the fuck are you all so buttmad?

“The Flying Dutchman”, starring Steve Buscemi...

I clicked on it to make sure it wasn’t me.

I dunno. You should demand your money back.

What a stupid, sad son of a bitch. While he’s clearly incapable of this, he should consider some honest possibilities regarding why she never showed up:

The guy’s got diabetes and mainly consumed instant noodles, a combination that led to him being rushed to hospital.

I think it's safe to say the Internet has been around long enough that a substantial portion of our readership clicked this, secretly thinking it JUST MIGHT be someone we know.

Plot twist, she was only a few blocks away the whole time.

BACK IN MY DAY PEOPLE WOULD DIE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME

im actually feeling kinda sorry for the guy.... waiting for 10 days shows some serious dedication...its almost endearing..