Oh, that makes a lot of sense.

You’re a picky eater, and I’m here to tell you that the pizza Lunchables are disgusting (a puck of “crust”, cold sauce, cold, never-melted cheese, cold, never-cooked pepperoni = NOPE). Also, your coworkers are probably making fun of you.

Lunchables aren’t even a viable lunch option for children. They’re gross shit consumed only by creeps and their shitty offspring.

I grew up with a sugary cereal ban, but my wife got ahold of those and Golden Grahams (she didn’t grow up here) and my tradition went down the tubes.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch still holds up. As an adult, I can eat two bowls or three...or have it for dinner.

Count Chocula was never good. We just wanted it because of the box. It tastes like sweetened styrofoam peanuts.

Ew. I could totally imagine Ted Cruz enjoying pizza Lunchables.

How could you leave cereal off your list? I mean cereal such as Count Chocula and the like.

i’m 28 with a respectable job and still occasionally have some top ramen. thow an egg in the water once the noodles go in, mix in some sriracha at the end... not bad stuff.

I would eat dry top ramen....sprinkle on that sodium powder

Ramen noodles are one of the first foods I remember eating. One of the earliest memories of my Grandpa is him teaching me how to make that unhealthy delicious shit. I’d skip all the Top Ramen, Maruchan, Cup Noodle (anything in styrofoam) crap and go straight for the super Asian stuff that has zero English on the…

We did. My mom called it “Chinese Noodle Soup” and we’d add frozen peas and carrots to it, add more water and it fed three of us.

PIZZA LUNCHABLES ARE FOR SERIAL KILLERS

Heh heh, so you like your creampies cold do you?

Did anyone else eat Top Ramen when they were a kid? Always thought it was weird that it was pegged as a broke-ass-college-kid food. I felt cool when I was 10 and it was the first thing I taught myself to cook. I tried a package a few weeks ago and my bowels exploded, so it’s fair to say my Top Ramen days are behind…

Oatmeal Cream Pies in the refrigerator are a godsend.

Stouffer’s in general is actually pretty solid.

I still love animal crackers. I eat the head first, then the feet, then the body.

Most of the Little Debbie catalog holds up well. My favorite were (and still are) the Nutty Bars, but Zebra cakes, Jelly Rolls, and even the Oatmeal Creme pies are still pretty tasty.

Really excited you reviewed Kids Cuisine, because that was the shit growing up.