They are also RUTHLESS when a competitor screws up. In most other sports you get a passive-aggressive or meekly uttered “Well that wasn’t a very good play Johnny if I say so myself”, but in gymnastics or figure skating the announcers just latch on and destroy the athlete for screwing up.

The worst is when MMA fanboys try to talk it up as being safer than boxing or football. BRO THEY STOP THE FIGHT AS SOON AS ONE GUY IS MOTIONLESS FROM SUFFICIENT KICKS TO THE TEMPLE

I also love when they rag on someone for fucking up, but in their trademark very passive aggressive way. “Cindy is going to hate herself tonight for training 16 straight years only to blow the pommel horse in the medal round. That failure sticks with you forever.”

I want as much food as my $7.75+tax can get. I’m ok splitting it into two meals.

Or get a TOY ring to put in a real case to propose, then take her to get the ring she wants. You have the moment, and she doesn’t end up with a ring she hates.

They’ve been together 10 years. Either she’s on the same page and expecting him to propose sometime soon... or he’s the one that’s going to be surprised.

Or you can just ask? Shoot, my fiancee sent me tons of pics - she liked lots of three-stone diamond rings (and sent me links to what she wanted), and I wound up buying a solitaire sapphire with a diamond encirclement after confirming that she liked Princess Di/Kate Middleton’s ring. She’s got something that’s unique…

I’m a 29-year-old white woman who has always lived in the midwest (grew up in a small hick farming town, now live in the city) and I have loved the Beach Boys since I was eight.

Did I recreate that scene fifty times when I was a teenager? You know I did.

Right. I was reading that segment wondering what would be scandalous about cloned bananas.

MMA guys are is the fucking worst.

Back about 5 years ago, I saw/heard some 20-year-old kid in his fart-canned rice burner absolutely blasting AC/DC's "Back in Black." It occurred to me that if I had been rocking 30-year-old music from the '76 Cutlass I was driving when I was 20 years old, it would have to have been stuff like "How Much Is That Doggy…

That list of car songs is the most old white people thing imaginable. Whenever I hear music blasting out of a car, it’s typically either 1) some type of rap; 2) in Spanish; or 3) some unintelligible mess with a heavy bass line that I’m going to assume is, what, EDM or something? This also makes a lot more sense than…

It’s the same deal for bananas. All bananas are clones already.

4. Figure skating.

Great... now I want to go to Chipotle for lunch, get both and decide for myself.

Regarding banana clones, nobody would give a rats ass. Look at avacados. Hass avacados make up 85% of all Avacados grown in the united states. They are ALL grafted from seedlings from a single avocado tree. That means they are all clones. Even better, they are like Futurama style brain slug clones. Every Avacado…

Same.

yeah, well I read that they aren’t gonna grow bananas any longer.

A metric fuckton of it goes to waste. I’ve worked in grocery for a decade+ and so much of it expires long before it can be used or sold. Even if you sell a lot of product, all it takes is one dumb ass who can’t be bothered to use the pallets of Gatorade in the proper order and bam, there’s a few hundred dollars of…