Goddamn way to let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Someone famous uses their platform to bring attention to an important issue and all you can do is bitch that he didn’t do more?

wut

Yes, let’s always make sure to find a way to denigrate those who are allied with us. That’s the important point here.

You’re being a jerk.

Meh. I think a lot of courts would have enough sympathy for a court-appointed public defender of a guy like this that they would forgive a bit of snark.

Do both of you not get that this was a joke from a public defender?

This is not how the pay gap works.

As someone who is excitedly awaiting the birth of her first child this makes me incredibly ragey. Like, I need to go be by myself for awhile I’m so ragey. FUUUUUUUCCK.

Where do you live?!

This is also my favorite tactic and it’s a major victory when it works. It works best for me when I take on a discrete part of their argument and slowly expand it.

My dad baits me with the “libtard” stuff and it is really depressing. I honestly think he just likes seeing me unhappy.

It is a good quote. But my fav part is Rehnquist’s dissent where he gets super sentimental and even has a fucking poem in there. Calm down, guy. It’s just a flag.

I live in Michigan and I see a depressing number of Confederate flags around (okay 1 is depressing but I see a LOT).

As a Lions fan, your last sentence made me cringe in anticipation of this season. At least there will be wings and beer.

He was a mastermind even as a baby.

Thank you so much for writing all of this. I would have only had the energy to type the last line.

Your over-the-top anger is justified and perfect and it’s making me smile. Please carry on.

YOUNG PEOPLE OVERREACT. NEWS AT 11. Call me when you have some statistically significant evidence that there are meaningful generational differences.

I know you’re probably being flippant but I’m a millenial (born in 1984) and don’t have a single peer that fits into your description. These generational descriptions are just so fucking tired.

They’re out there. Chokers are in the September issue of Vogue. 22-year-olds in Brooklyn are wearing combat boots. God help us all.