You know not all the other states are rectangular, right?

I think his point is, wouldn’t it be just as healthy if the oatmeal were cut in the same way but with a different metal?

Do you mean last one to have kids, or get married? Why would getting married mean you weren’t allowed to go out and have fun, or didn’t have disposable income?

Superior is the best of the Lakes b/c it separates the wheat from the chaff. Only the truly dedicated can swim in Superior,

Really? I live in a really non-hipstery place in the midwest and no one I know gives much of a shit about Prince. I mean, he had some good songs but . . . eh.

I question whether pretending to climb Everest in a video game makes you “adequate.”

True. I know a (very unpleasant) woman who makes shit money and is obsessed with Dave Ramsey. I always chuckle to myself when she launches into diatribes on how you shouldn’t spend money on anything enjoyable but instead put the money toward debt/retirement/whatever.

OR, just have enough money that it doesn’t matter. Honestly they could’ve made this article a lot shorter.

That’s rough. How does day drinking work out for you? I’m way better off having a few in the afternoon and being kinda sleepy at dinner, then going to bed sober at a normal time.

I’m a big fan of “executrix.”

Are you the writer’s mom? Writing a not-super-ambiguous title seems like something they should learn in the first year of . . . blogger school. Chill.

Your “Out Cold” reference just stabbed me in the heart. I absolutely love that movie. So underrated . . . so misunderstood . . . sigh.

Oh god yeah babies are way more okay than kids. Kids run around like maniacs and repeat everything they hear.

I’m pregnant with my first and I’m braced SO. HARD. for this bullshit. It’s already happening. If I get a cup of coffee at the office: “I hope that’s decaf!”

I’m pregnant with my first and the due date September 10.

I mean, there are a lot of different types of bars. I live in SW Michigan and every brewery and winery I go to has a baby in it lately. There’s a pretty big spectrum from chill daytime place to have a drink and club at 3am.

Well someone’s not very creative.

. . . if he didn’t steal the Lindbergh baby, why doesn’t he just say so? V. suspicious.

I doubt it. The Unabomber was all about conservation.

What man makes another man his VP?