Well you have to visit Wonkette, at least on Mondays, for their version of BCO by our dearly departed C.A Pinkham.

Just in time for lunch, top shelf work guys

Hey Dan - if last week’s dried queso dip is still in your sink, you’re in no position to tell anyone what’s disgusting and what isn’t.

I wonder how many competitive eaters yak up while competing. I know of at least one:

Spaghetti is the worst to barf up. I once woke up to find a sink filled with spaghetti. I don’t think I really chewed it.

Most vomited food? Sports bar food (wings, burgers and fries) and in a close second, any place on the way home (food truck, any 24 hour gas station/convenience store burrito, hotdog, chips, popcorn) that is open after hours of ill-advised drinking of adult beverages. History has shown us that we humans will eat just…

barfing up pizza is the WORST

I’m glad spaghetti made honorable mention. I’ve puked that shit numerous times, mostly with meat sauce. The worst. Tasting the meat a second time while pulling noodles out of your nose. This is followed closely by chicken wings. Got a bad batch a few weeks ago. Ended up waking up with the “I’m about to puke” sweats…

I once projectile vomited out a shamrock shake when I was 13. It’s the only thing McDonalds sells that makes vomiting fun for the whole family.

Don't be so sure about that normal part.

I think we need to discuss the Nickelodeon non animated series, such as Talia in the Kitchen, possibly the worst show I have ever had the pleasure of watching.

Holy Christ, Noodle and Doodle makes me want to scoop out my eyes with a melon baller every time my kids want to watch that back-alley abortion.

Every episode of this show is fucking horrible and makes me die a little more inside each time I see my kids enjoying it. Particularly Chase, the crypto-fascist pup who’s always bragging about his “spy drones.” Who issued the warrant for a puppy to spy on citizens (or are they subjects in Canada?)? Further proof, he’s…

I had similar thoughts when I went to YouTube to put on old WB cartoons (e.g. - Bugs, Daffy, et al) for my 3-year olds. It was violent racist garbage and made me wonder how I possibly grew up to be a normal person.

Zuma drives a hovercraft, not a race car. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Drew, this is bullshit. You ARE the de facto fourth child in your family. Just ask your wife.

Jim Cooke is a fucking genius.

Do LazyTown next. I always get a couple minutes DVR’d before Premier League games on Saturday mornings, its like an acid trip.

“Maple-humping ice farmers” is just a fantastic insult.

I’ll go back and read the article, but first: That picture, dude. Jesus tap-dancin’ Christ.