it’s just that the whole post feels pretentious.

If I could French braid my hair all by myself, it would be my exclusive hairdo. It looks flattering on me and it keeps my hair contained and off my neck. Plus, as a lifelong super straight hair haver, I love how wavy and textured it looks when I take it out.

aaaaand now I’m singing “No, I don’t want no shrubs, a shrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me....”

“that’s what a good wife does”

I’m so bummed that there’s no story on Jez yet about the Dem caucus in Iowa. Instead it’s celebrity gossip headlines.

From the Quotable Jozen mini-column: “People always ask me why I haven’t been in a relationship, and I say, ‘Because I have yet to meet a girl I wouldn’t cheat on.’”

“women confuse him with the singer Drake”

Oh gross.

reading the comments in this post is great. bunch of motherfuckers complaining about their fear of their discretionary income plight.

Ouch, I feel bad for the woman getting mooched off of now.

Woof. What a fucking tool.

Maybe being poor was better for his personality.

Damn, this site’s really stretching the definition of “adequate man” lately. I didn’t know “faux-sensitive PUA douchebag” qualified.

Ive been doing this for the last 3 years... every year I get a raise, and I dont tell my wife or anyone else.. I just set the direct deposit to put that much more in the savings account.
We have a plan to buy a house in a 2018... what she doesnt know is that I already have more than the expected down payment in a 3%…

I hope this isn’t the type of writer that Gawker is replacing all the quality writers they have lost recently with?

Yikes. Some of those quotes......

Oof. This is just disturbing.

Amen. Paying yourself first is one of the simplest but most important habits to form.

Nah.