Mostly, I totally agree. Also, store brands skimp on the tahini. But parsley and paprika finish hummus nicely....

You do, apparently. I mean, you clicked on the article and commented on it.

Gaga should do a “Telephone” performance with Beyoncé Skyping in from some insanely elaborate master bed setup.

HOT TAKE: can’t stand Katy Perry and her wretched music. I know that earth is actually a hellhole when forced to hear “Firework”

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

If that 3rd cover is an actual swimsuit, then the rotisserie chicken I bought earlier this week had the same one.

Now you have your doll I’m ridiculously upset that you can’t have tea with Caity Weaver at the American Girl cafe. At least not at Gaw... Gizmodo Media’s expense.

Let her collect her coins. She literally was the sacrificial lamb that blew the franchise up to what it is now aside from Nene. Come here forth Danielle of Staub and reclaim your rightful place because Jacqueline is not really doing it for me.

My girlfriend in High school junior year wore stirrup pants and an oversize Esprit polo and a Swatch watch. She was super cute.