To be fair, there wasn’t a whole lot of athletic distance between “Tommy Maddox at the height of his physical prowess” and “Tommy Maddox in the throes of partial paralysis”.

Oh, I thought that went unsaid. I was saying if he makes as full a recovery as hoped, he shouldn’t go back to football. 

If I were him, even if the doctors give me a clean bill of health, even if I’m cleared to play again, I wouldn’t be able to do it. I’d be thinking on every single snap that this next play could be lights out for me. I’d retire if I were him.

Probably true, but he’s not wrong. What Gronk did is absolutely not equitable with the other 2 plays.

Mitchell is correct about everything he said. It’s insane that Gronk gets suspended for only a single game after going after a dude maliciously after the whistle ON A GUY LAYING FACE DOWN when that is the same penalty for a person making a football play going full speed. Also, a player aiming for the head is much…

Everything you say here is right, of course, but I really am having a hard time feeling bad for Vontaze Burfict. He is SUCH a piece of shit, and he instigates so much. Look, if I spit at someone’s face in a bar, and then I get punched the fuck out, am I at fault? This isn’t “oh she was dressing provocatively she…

First you dim the lights to set the mood. Next you look them right in the eyes. Then WHAMMMMOOOO right up side your head.

They would have amputated, however it would have been the wrong leg.

Don’t clutch those pearls too tightly. It might cause cramping in your hands.

I was wondering if the presence of the cat, and then its absence, signalled that she lived in the same building as a serial killer (cruelty to animals being a characteristic of one).

I kept thinking Dr Carr was going to get attacked by a serial killer herself.

Just like his Daddy. Crowd him a little bit and he’ll give you a pass. No wonder he could never beat Dale Jr.

OK.

Dolphins fans are hoping it’s Jay Cutler

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Sometimes you just need a good old fashioned ass chewing to motivate you. I once went into a slump, struck out 12 times in 3 games. The coach got into my face. Called me a fucking pussy. Slapped me on the helmet. Said if I didn’t get my head out of my ass he was gonna run me so ragged at practice that I’d wish I was…

I agree that he has a problem with the strikeouts, but c’mon that strike zone was ridiculous. Also, each one of those hits was huge.

He needs to adjust but it would help if the umpire stops calling everything above his shoelaces a strike.

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