I am not remotely a fan of Swift but come the f on.

let’s all pretend we live on the same planet and function in the same society and know that I clearly meant nacho cheese instead of being a giggling middle schooler thinking they got one over on someone

The Sims has been garbage since Maxis stopped developing. Whatever the Sims 5 ends up looking like it’s going to be terrible

the brain war that was parodying 5 year old Starship Troopers

Parodying society isn’t at all the same as doing “issues of the week” like south park. Most of their classic episodes are random like the egg-salad sandwich worms making Fry a genius, Slurm willy wonka, amazon women, the fem-puter, Omicron Poppers, the brain war that was parodying 5 year old Starship Troopers, etc.

The trailer seems really “topical”. Pandemic, crypto, meta jokes about streaming platforms. I don’t remember original Futurama being very topical, but the reboot did it more like with the iPhones.

Not going deeply into those ideas because this will be a huge spoiler, [but] it’s also very, very close to the meta ideas which are deeply embedded in the books, especially in book five. It’s very lore accurate.

Hmm, Canadian McDonalds still have bagel breakfast sandwiches everywhere but they appear to be dressed with butter, not this magical sauce. Shame.

I don’t understand what’s wholesome about a lying shitbag profiting off his lies for years to the point where they make a film enshrining his lies in pop culture

“the technique has inspired countless others to declare spiral hot dogs “life changing”

“but I promise I’ll make it up to you guys.”

“Live action”

As noted on an earlier article, when the whole thing is just CGI replacing hand-drawn, I prefer to call it “re-animated.”

The earliest dates that are used to define Gen Z are 1995-2012. Half of this generation aren’t of legal age but hey, damn those 13 years old who are killing the booze industry, right?

Until we all get roped into watching it.

How long can a show that I stubbornly presume is about a talking lasso go for, anyway?

Yeah, the owners should be taken to task but until that happens, tip. Failing to do so does not help them.

I get giving Murray shit over his behavior, but giving Kelis shit about moving on, no matter how soon after her husband dies, is weird. Did you give Patton Oswalt any shit for getting remarried a year after his wife died? And mentioning their age difference would have more of an impact if the youngest age you…

Ahem...do you mean Dilemma? My Boo was an Usher and Alicia Keys song.

This is the real hack for not having to deal with stupid bacon packaging! Just cook it all at once!