“but I promise I’ll make it up to you guys.”

“Live action”

As noted on an earlier article, when the whole thing is just CGI replacing hand-drawn, I prefer to call it “re-animated.”

The earliest dates that are used to define Gen Z are 1995-2012. Half of this generation aren’t of legal age but hey, damn those 13 years old who are killing the booze industry, right?

Until we all get roped into watching it.

How long can a show that I stubbornly presume is about a talking lasso go for, anyway?

Yeah, the owners should be taken to task but until that happens, tip. Failing to do so does not help them.

I get giving Murray shit over his behavior, but giving Kelis shit about moving on, no matter how soon after her husband dies, is weird. Did you give Patton Oswalt any shit for getting remarried a year after his wife died? And mentioning their age difference would have more of an impact if the youngest age you…

“pro-gaslighting”

Ahem...do you mean Dilemma? My Boo was an Usher and Alicia Keys song.

Why not? Meat Loaf did it, and nobody thinks he was actually happy with his decision to spend his entire life with a woman he banged in high school.

This is the real hack for not having to deal with stupid bacon packaging! Just cook it all at once!

“I hope the treatment of these issues is fair and realistic.”

Legitimate criticism of the nation state of Israel is not automatically anti-semitic. There are plenty of bad actors, like Netanyahu, that hide behind reflexively hurling anti-semite or the “self hating Jew” slur at critics.

After learning about the whole “ice-cream machine broken” is actually due to how difficult it is to clean, I decided McD’s ice-cream just isn’t worth it even if the machine works.

That is a hell of a lot of work for a sandwich that is “…basic, like something made from a bunch of things gathered from the kitchen cupboard.” I’ll stick with stuff actually gathered from the kitchen cupboard.

Anytime a show is played the streamer has to pay royalties. So for a show like Willow, which isn’t getting a second season and was a flop, it literally costs Disney+ to keep it online because someone may watch it but it’s not pulling in new subscribers

I think Tarantino just has those arguments in the shower where you always win against what you imagine someone would say, and maybe thinks they’re actually happening because of how vividly they appear in his head.

At least with torrents there’s a stopgap.

I genuinely thought we were past this. At least with torrents there’s a stopgap. Something like Willow probably isn’t going to disappear for a while. But in 50 years it’ll be like recovering lost Doctor Who episodes on dusty VHS at an estate sale. Someone will find a hard drive with all of Infinity Train on it and the…