Yeah, it’s a pity that “have a fucking adult conversation about the situation and make a damn choice, instead of acting like it’s okay and sleeping with someone else behind buddy’s back” doesn’t seem to be an option.

My blood sugar just spiked looking at this.

I mean...I don’t tend to enjoy pumpkin spice lattes, but the pumpkin sweet cream cold brew thing is aces. Maybe that makes me basic or whatever, but eh.

I fear they have all, like my poor husband, adopted atheleisure, as befitting their nascent Antediluvian status.

We can sit in our corner and enjoy giant 90s pants together.

I respect pants with proper pockets, which is why I wear a lot of cargo pants, fashion be damned. I’m too short for these (and 200$ is...a lot, considering I don’t wear denim very often) but I kind of love them? The little embroidered goldfish are really cute, honestly.

Oh, that’s way funnier.

I would not eat them on a dare,

That is hilarious and just the sort of tacti-cool that drives my spouse bonkers.

While ground espresso-rubbed cheese is delicious, it would not be improved by chocolate. I’m unsure of the thought process that went on here.

Yeah, but we just ate our frozen fruit snacks without making it into a production.

I had one today. It isn’t bad, but it had a weird sort of burnt flavour I couldn’t place. It wasn’t overwhelming or anything, and it might have been from the espresso, but it was there.

Eh, yours still tracks.

As someone who drinks coffee much like my mother does...yeah.

• Eggs: poached or fried
  

Canadian Girl Scout cookies come in three flavours: Mint, and Chocolate and Vanilla sandwiches.

Thank you for this. I’m trying to cut back on my drinking, and this sounds pretty good.

Sugarbush season is the best thing about moving East, and I am vaguely resentful that COVID took that from me two years in a row.

If this comes to Canada, I will probably try it. I’ll probably also feel ashamed of myself.

I deserved that.