Waffled rum cake is just an elevated Belgian waffle. Ergo, your law is correct, it is a breakfast food.

Even bequeathing one swan to someone you ostensibly “love” is an act of violence.

If I hate it, I can pawn it off to a buddy of mine. He’ll drink anything.

I’ve never had fernet, but your blogs make me think I should fix that.

Everthing/All-Dressed Bagel ruglach is the best thing ever. Is it a cookie? I dunno.

If it wasn’t $150 USD and I knew what Natty Lite was beyond “beer”, I’d consider that belt, to be honest.

My MIL would love these. I will have to save this for next Christmas.

Pear Chai is literally just a chai latte. They have reinvented the chai latte.

Maybe not everyone, but the smoked brisket burger I ate in Postojna, Slovenia was friggen delicious.

Holy crackers, thank you! You deserve a medal.

This sounds delicious. I don’t think Taco Bell Canada ever had potatoes, so I have no point of comparison, but I am eager to put this in my face.

Hey, it works! No one ever asks again.

I started telling people I hated the sound of a child’s laughter. It usually makes them back off immediately.

Does anyone, really? I barely remember yesterday.

Yeah, we aren’t sure about Christmas either. For Canadian Thanksgiving I made fancy stuffed squash; since it was only two of us, I figured I could make something small, somewhat more fancy, but would be a pain to scale up.

fryburgers are indeed tasty.

Does read a bit like a Christmas grocery shopping list.

I mean, to be fair, you are American and work for a predominantly American site — how often does Canadian Thanksgiving cross your mind, really. And the traditional meal for Christmas and thanksgiving is the same, more or less, so really it’s a multipurpose suggestion.

Lol, true. I could use them for Canadian Thanksgiving, but that would require remembering I want them for a year.