Now it is Your Highness, to you.

Kanye?

this is either satire that went a bit over the top or...yeek.

I don’t know if you meant this to be funny or were serious, but considering the length you went to, I’ll respond as if you were serious.

lol, i think you watch too much porn, either that or you run in a very weird social circle.  maybe both.  i kept expecting there to be a punchline at the end, but it never came.

Did we ever at any point think this dude was gonna be black?

I am disappointed that Duck & Waffle, Mr Fogg’s House of Botanicals, Scout, Tariff & Dale, and Panda and Sons are not the available flavors. 

If you have inside spiders you have inside bugs those spiders want to eat. Solve your inside bug problem and the spiders will go where the bugs still live.

Nyarlafourtop is a harsh but fair deity.

Apparently a practical joke in Germany is to make savoury Berliner buns filled with mustard and black pepper and hide them amongst regular sweet Berliners. Which I think is a pretty good prank, because it would still be a surprise, but a savoury mustard Berliner still sounds like it would be kind of tasty.

“Sober October” - if I may suggest ‘Octsober’.

hadn’t secured permission to sample a song belonging to Tracy Chapman, the Barbz began DMing the “Fast Car”songwriter..

This is so damn true. If you are old enough to vote, you are too old to worship Taylor Swift, be a member of the Beyhive, or be a little monster. But at least those toadies are following artists with a high amount of talent.  What kind of loser do you have to be to live your life around Cardi B or Minaj. 

I find all Stans grating and annoyingly childish. Doubly so if your over 18 and still Stanning like that. Also the naming of Stan mobs is disturbing. Being a fan is fine, great even, very normal. But Stan? I think the song sort of covered the issues there.

“The Skittles’ flavor overpowered everything such that neither of us could even taste the chocolate” -- maybe that’s because there’s no chocolate in Reese’s Pieces? 

This is an unexpected outcome. Who could possibly have predicted that when the most infamous man in the world brags about sexually assaulting many women, defends others who do so, and elevates one of them to the Supreme Court, low-level slimes like this guy would decide the restraints are off.

Doesn’t everyone hope their partner will eventually turn into a new person? Isn’t that the goal?

Word.

he was 12/13 and was probably just repeating things he had heard others say, and didnt understand how damaging it was. brother nature gets a pass in my book.

He was 12 -13 then. Oh fuck off. Who cares.