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Bootcut jeans are so much more flattering than other cuts, so shush now.

THANK YOU! This got me hot under the collar. Boot-cut jeans may be out of fashion, but they are almost universally flattering, whereas both skinny jeans and high-waisted, pegged ‘80s jeans—which have made a mystifying comeback—make skinny people look bulgy.

I mean, well done on finding some women in Hollywood with mid-length brown hair.

WTF is wrong with boot-cut jeans?

Does someone have to die before they really do something about stalkers? Kendall already lives in a gated community, has security guards. I feel awful for anyone who has these kind of problems, not being able to feel safe as home is the worst.

Haha, yup when I hear the word “snowflake” come out of someone’s mouth, it’s like a flashing neon sign sayingwe’re probably not going to be friends, also I'm not a much of a deep thinker.

Oh yes, all the exposure she is missing!!! It surely would've been worth it to PAY the NFL to perform. ALL THAT EXPOSURE

As someone familiar with Christian subculture, no, that’s not how it works. There are actors that have switched like that, sure, but to date, this is the first “mainstream” musician I’ve heard of who started out secular and changed to Christian instead of the other way around.

Always assume your substitutions will cost more unless you’re subtracting an ingredient. 

Did she check the menu? My guess is that written on the menu somewhere there’s a line mentioning an upcharge for substitutions. In that case, it’s not the server’s job to inform them of charge when they request one.

Chill dude, it's a play on her song "Sk8er Boi", it's not seeious.

oh Avril...why’d you have to go and make things so consecrated? 

My husband and I still argue over whether MC5 was punk or metal, and nobody here will know what that means.

It’s a play on one of her more famous songs.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

I feel like people know, but they don’t KNOW. My friend had a kid and tore through to her asshole, and had to be taken to the operating room to fix her vagina. I didn’t realize that was physically possible until it happened to her. 4 or 5 stitches, sure. Your vagina and asshole are now one big hole? Was not prepared

One of my friend’s is pregnant right now and she is having a hard time finding sources that provide actual information. A lot of it is either “pregnancy and giving birth are a magical miracle” fluff or “your baby is going to be breach with a umbilical cord around its neck and you are going to bleed out and die!”

A couple tbsp of melted butter or olive oil will also help the process - most recipes I’ve seen call for it. Also, use way less water than you normally would for pasta, so that it’s really, really starchy. Honestly, I use the “cook in a frying pan” method and only use 3-4 cups of water per pound of pasta. If I do it

It’s in the first paragraph.

That was Customs and Border-not TSA.-this means it was an inbound international flight-and you are not allowed to bring meat products into the US. This probably wasn’t smuggling and the person probably didn’t even realize it was going to be an issue.