I’m unclear as to why she’s beloved, but I hear you.

To be honest someone probably heard from Facebook that meat has sodium cloride in it and they panicked. Anything with a latin name has become Dangerous CHEMICALS!!!! amongst a certain set of pearl clutching Americans.

Yeah, discussions of American food always leave me a little...confused?

Costco is known for good pay and employee benefits, and its execs openly endorsed and donated to Hillary Clinton and other Dems. Those old white Trump voters are funding the company’s liberal agenda. What’s the problem?

I thought love for Costco was bipartisan.

Unprepared meats are always caught off guard.  It’s a serious problem.

For a blog that so actively promotes Cardi B love, it’s weird to see you violating her clear desire to keep her child out of the limelight.

Well, have you tried?  I mean, really put some effort into it?

“Rappers are a cowardly, superstitious lot...I will dress as Tupac!” 

An eight year old girl riding a reanimated dinosaur skeleton while wielding a rusty viking sword? I will join this necrosaurian empress.

That’s not the real Tupac. He just inherited the Instagram account from the previous Tupac. He also wasn’t the real Tupac. His name was Cummerbund. The real Tupuc has been retired 15 years and is living like a king in Patagonia.  

I accept her as my rightful ruler, and I don’t even live in Sweden.

Strange little girls in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

This sort of thing was my literal dream as a child.

And also F Jez for posting the actual image. It shouldn’t have even been a link, but including it is so much worse. 

Jezebel, please don’t participate in the paparazzi STALKING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Please remove this post and respect Cardi’s privacy. Also, you misspelled her name in the article.

Agree. Also glad this baby is not being dangled over the rail of the balcony.

You can deactivate it. You can’t delete it. Big difference.

I can’t delete my Facebook account because so many other services use it to authenticate and I’m not creating a bunch of new accounts all over the web just to access message boards and games and such.